Drunk Yo.
 

I... fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Lol. We're watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Buhahaha. *trip*

Go buy a shrubbery.

Cut down the largest tree in the forest with......

The mighty golden spork.

But a nice one... And not too expensive.

That movie is badass. I need to go buy that again, I cant find mine. You cut off my arm!

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

Silly wankers.

Neeeee!

IT! IT! IT! IT!

Moved, yo.

*Golf clap*