Omg listen to this.!
 

I just ate a fucking breakfast pizzia and it was so fucking goods. Holy shit, nobody can understand whow good dthat whaS. Lol, stupids fuckers. :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Sounds like some good bud.

What's pizzia, "fucking goods", whow, dthat, whas, stupids?

Let me translate it:
This good pizza, I suggest you all try it.

Lmfao, that's so funny man. :) Only the fellow peplple would picck u-p on that shit.

Anyone else think he's just trying to be cool?

No shizzit.

Fuck you, cockwhore. I don't try to be anything, I just post.

NO WAY MAN! Breakfast pizzas fucking own!

Fuck you, too. You know I'm cool with that shit.

Anyone know where I can download a 56k modem?

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LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

You idiot.
Google tubgirl, that'll give you a good slippery one.

I say he's just stoned.....anyone agree?

I say he's trying to be funny/cool.

I also say he's not doing a good job of either.

You're one to talk.

Sorry I forgot you're the authority when it comes to funny.

I think you're onto something Slim.

Breakfast pizzas suck.

The fuck is your problem, shitwipe?

I wasn't trying to be anything last night. Turns out I got really stoned and posted on Zelaron. So shoot me, fucking prick.

Translation:
This is good pizza, I suggest you all try it.