Interesting idea.
 

I had a couple of friends that graduated last year and they were making fun of me because I had to go to school today. I got to thinking and came up with this:

What if one my graduated friends went back to their homeroom on the morning that school starts again. The teacher takes role and then asks if there is anyone that she did not call. My friend raises his hand and says, "You didn't call my name.."

She looks at him a little closer. "Didn't you graduate last year?"

My friend should then say, "Oh.. waiiitttt! FUCK YEAH I DID! SCREW ALL YOU GUYS, I'M OUT!" and then leave.

I would laugh my ass off. Literally. I am so going to do this next year.

I'm definately going to do that when I graduate, after I try to pull off a nice little prank I read.

Take 3 pigs (there are alot of them around here, in fact I could probably borrom them from my friends dad who's a pig farmer) and paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them and leave a note on the office saying "I have realeased 4 pigs into the school, good luck finding them). Of course they will eventually find the 3 pigs, but will keep looking for the missing number 3.

Edit: sorry had to re-read it was paying attention to my cat

What the fuck are you talking about?!

That is an amazing idea thanatos.


Slim, your idea does not appeal to me. Probably because I live in a city and we don't have pigs.

yea that would so kick ass idea also laugh my ass off thats a awesome idea

Rofl, pwnage...

He lives in the middle of nowhere... pigs are everyhwere.

Exactly, but I prefer to call it "corn hell", not the middle of nowhere.

Very played out. Not to mention you forgot that you msut first soak the 3 pigs in slippery oil.

Haha , yes , that would be funny :)

Heh, trust me guys, once you finish high school, you will find no immediate need or urge to go back there and do any of the sort.

Yeah, once I leave highschool, the only reason I will be going back is to shit on it's door step.

I'm still going to do my idea.

Do you have a school cop? ANd if so is he a dick. If that was to happen here someone would be getting arrested, but only because 'Officer Coakley' is a prick.

Our school cop is a lesbian, and an ugly one at that. Doesn't matter though, she's just worried about catching potheads.

Good ol Australia... We are normal people.. We dont need school cops.

Our cop has a shotgun in his car and a submachine gun in his office.. in case a school shooting occurs.. I'm not even kidding.

My PE teacher was a lesbian

So was my PE teacher in Jr. High. I think the school gets some kind of tax break for hiring lesbians, no other reason there should be so many.