Zelaron's Story
 

Hmmm...ok, this is what happens: I write in a beginning, the members add on until we have enough to make an ending. I used to play this all the time when I was younger. Try not to spam too much :) Add on after ... (when you finish your little tidbit, add ... to the end) It can be as stupid and silly or as serious as you guys like :)

Once upon a time, a young man lived in an old cottage. He had been taking care of his grandfather for some time now. He never had been to school, but was smart in his own ways. While his grandfather was younger, he had been a very respected general for the British military. But an encounter with a French sorcerer had left him crippled and ill for the rest of his life. The young boy planned revenge, so one day he approached his grandfather asking him to tell him all that he could...

post: "delete me"

Cmet a computer named wet wired and was like "wtf pay more my site and then sex plz" sex means taco bell though, so they had taco bell and zelaron. The Taco Bell attracted many new members....

DOH! :nerd:

(note the story was changed)

..."well" grandfather said; "thats about 40 years ago now, i can't tell you the exact details, but boy o boy i sure remember what happened that horrible day" he puts off his glasses and takes a glass of water from the fontain in the middle of kitchen.
"i had an friend, called Zoleran. One day he asked me if i would go to Mount Orreot with him for..." "whats Mount Orreot grandfather ??" The old man realised this would become more difficult then he planned. "well my boy, ...

edit: someone please delete the posts that do NOT contain any story

"You see...Mount Orreot is a group of mountains in the heart of France. It's a place where they used to hang those they considered of the Devil. Whores, witches, wizards, sorcerers. There was a rumor that they executioners stole their money and hid it in a giant chest. Amassing over 5,000,000 francs! So of course, I said 'Yes' to Zoleran. Besides I said I always wanted to travel to France..."

Halting in mid story, under the intense pressure of entertaining a fledgling youth, the grandfather, who was a hypochondriac and an unfortunate victim of childhood teasing, began to tremble. His childhood flashed before his eyes, a childhood filled with too many Big Mac's and the summation of it all ammounting to nothing more than 50 extra pounds and an incredible inferiority complex. The boy reminded him far too much of the teasing bullies that sent him on his downward spin to the depths of a self indulgent hell. With a slight jerk, the grandpa grabbed the boy by his throat, and ripped it out with a strange sort of glint in his eye, like a deranged Santa Claus. Blood was spraying everywhere, and staining the grandpa's tattered Jerry Garcia tank top and acid washed short shorts. The high intensity of this entire situation forced the grandpa into a seizure topped off by an immense heart attack. The boy kicked his grandpa in his wrinkled balls, spit on him in disgust, and said with great ferocity for a 9 year old, "Pay back's a bitch, gramps."

..."what does that have to do with.." "patience my boy... so, next morning we went to Dafradok, a gnomish friend of us, to ask him if he wanted to join us on our journey. Ofcourse he accepted our offer. And so the fellowship started on a journey that would change their lives for good." ...

penny, you are NOT funny by ruining this thread. Some mod clear up the worthless posts and ban penny from this thread if possible... im starting to like this story-game and i dont want penny to ruin another thing im involved with :(

How is it ruining the thread? I brought it to a very reasonable ending... I didn't break any rules... speaking of getting a mod in here, can we close this? As we can all see the story came to a shocking conclusion...

actually, we don't have enough posts for the ending yet Penny. You didn't ruin the thread, but could you at least edit it maybe?

I fail to see a specific number anywhere in the opening post about a specific number of additions to the original story needed before bringing it to an end. I poored my heart into that post, and all I get is ridicule? HAVE YOU NO SOUL!?!?!?!

You're taking a game that could actually be considered fun and sucking that away for the rest of us >:

No. Wrong. I am taking a game and playing it better than any of you.

No, you're sucking the fun out of it >:

then please create your own thread... and let us make up a 'bad' story here

No, wrong again. You are bisexual. Having said that, I am simply having fun. Not breaking ANY rules. Last time I checked, you are not a mod, and you don't own this site, or this forum. Hell, you don't even own this thread. The one thing that is being owned here, is you.

Chat forum, foo niqqa. I suggest going to General Conversation if you want a thread to be taken seriously.

Kagom, either make rules, have this moved to gen con ASAP or quit bitching.
Penny, let him have his little story and maybe he'll quit bitching.

Can you both do that?

kagom please create a thread in general conversation, post some water-proof rules in the first post and copy all the story we made up allready in the second post (in parts, so we can see who wrote what)

ill pm you for changes/adds in the rules

Water proof? Of all the pitiful adjectives.

I don't know what the problem here is. I ended the story brilliantly.