Why Me God?
 

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Meh. How long you working for?

I always do that. I toss and turn and do nothing even remotely close to sleep. Sucks. Jerk off?

In someones eye.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Usually jerking off gets me right to sleep.

Wait till you fart, cup your hands around your asshole(literatly) and trap the gas into your hand. Then inhale the gas. It puts me RIGHT to sleep... No kidding.

Fucking whacko!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Okay, yeah, honestly that's one of the most revolting things I've heard in a long time. Not so much because of the actual mechanics of the situation, but because I've seen your picture, I know what you look like, and as soon as I read that I uncontrollably visualized that happening. I fucking hate you.

Dammit, you had to mention visualizing it didn't you....I'm going to go vomit up my vitals.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Fuck.........

Roflmao.

I was only kidding. My friend ryan always talks about gay shit like that. He tells me about when he takes shits, as soon as i hear the word " Shit" i tell him to stop, becuase i dont want to hear it.

But it would be funny, as visualizing it.

That's all well and good, Slay, but now I have the image of you inhaling your own gas-waste permanently burned into my retinas!! This is a travesty!

I wish i could disagree with you.

I have an image of it too :(

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

lol @ shinto.

wawa boy.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/z/azm124/wawa.jpe

Is that you?

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I make 10 dollars an hour. Nigga.