Stupid Huarse not cut
 

flippers are cool, first off, mr.giraffe is recovering from a severe blow to the neck caused by a massively huge straw from the ground. Penguin argued that giraffe had too many spots, "SPOTS! I HAVE NO SPOTS" saiid giraffe but then penguin called clifford the big red animal
http://bookfair.uconn.edu/clifford.jpg GTIRAFE U GOT SPOTS ALL OVER YOUR BOODY! I say! im CLIFFORD I LIKE BOOK FAIRS! LETS HAVE A FAIR RIGHT NOW
http://www.saao.ac.za/starlore/f-giraffe.jpg YOU LIE! I HGOTS SPORTS NO! AHHH DONT BITE ME MR CLIFF
http://www.pandaproducts.com/penguins/Images/tongue.gif ILL SAVE U GIRAFFE! JUMP ON MY FLIPPER AND CLAP YOUR HOOFS LIKE A MAGIC CARPET AND WE WILL FLY TO SAFETY
http://www.phillyzoo.org/images/side...02/giraffe.gif OK BUt DONT poke me! MY TAIL HURTS IT WAS BURNED IN A FIRE IN THE JUNGLE WHEN I ATTACKED A HUNTER! i called MOOSE MAN TO SAVE ME! MOOSE MAN!
http://www.protoformproject.com/dvd/...s/mooseman.GIF SORRY IM NOT HERE! CALL ME LATER ON CELL MOOSE PHONE

Then EVIL clifford lunged at them with the HORRIBLY BOOK FAIR! AND HE STARTED THROWING RANDOM BOOKS
http://www.preschooleducation.com/bookpic/clifford.jpg
http://www.artyastro.com/art/book%20cover.gif

BUT ANGRY PENGUIN FLIPPED HIM WITH HIS FLIPPER! Clifford say "OW FLIPPER SLAY TAIL! HURT ME BAD EYE!" AND THEN! Mr.Girrafe flew to mexico to buy some salsa dip to put on cliffords eyes to make them BURN! HOT LIKE FIRE CHILE FROM MEXICO!

BUT NO!!! HE DIDDNT FIND ANY SALSA ALL HE FOUND WAS
http://www.suedafrika.net/namibgif/hererofr.jpg THIs Crazy tribal girl named Shamooka and This sour cow for milk!
http://www.fent.net/archive/sour_milk.jpg

SO PENGUIN CONTINUED to beat clifford with his flipper as shamooka beat him with her hat as sour cow cow made clifford drink sour milk!

BUT THEN A LITTLE KID NAMED BOBOLY came with is pet TURKEY cause he was looking for his pet horse who was somehow his father! he gave us this poster to hang on giraffes head so everyone could look for it torgher!
http://www.eas.purdue.edu/physproc/J...ges/stupid.jpg

BUT PENGUIN SAY NOOOOoo! YOU CANT! YOUR INDIAN! i MUST EAT TURKEY NOw. Boboly got mad and shot arrow into sky and did a rain dance "YOU DIE PENGUIN MIGHTY WATER HURT BIRDS CAUSE THEERE FEDERS!" Noo Said penguin! ITS A TRICK then clifford flew to the moon cause he got sick, SO PENGUIN SLAPPED INDIAN BOY WITH FLIPPER! AND TOOK THE TURKEY TO A FARM AND HE MADE A TURKEY FARM! AND GOT RICH! AND ITS HIS new LIFE
http://www.hincksfarm.com/pic2tour.jpg
HE ALSO RAISED CHICKEN TOO!1!11

One more reason why I wish I could swing by and break your knees.

right....

Don't be like JeffK... and I also wish I could break your knees.

everyone wishes to break your knees!

what's this about?

wow... that was NUTS

lmao :D

everyone is nuts HERE!!

mmhmm yes, penguin, we all feel the same....*wink wink*

I knew you could split them but from the outcomes this has already gotten it would more than likely have done the same thing again I am not trying to dog on your crap penguin I have been a fan of it longer than most people....

fan of what?

i wanna keep all my posts here for.... refrence purposes =p

hlom a fan of his penguin and giraffe threads alrite pengy will do!

Penguin u have too much spare time
:D