Joke!
 

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U. S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential
future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die", and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility
being the leader of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

Thats funny but, no. Ellen De'Generes funny...:wierd:

Haha that was great,

hilary deserves to die but not like that...............
i wana kill her! muahaha!

Haha, not bad, but not as good as some of the other ones. :)

i've heard versions of that joke a bazzilion times

Hehe it s good

I smiled.

i liked it.