sue god
 

I would sue him for the time i took the wrong bus and ended up having to walk 30 miles back to my house, it wasn't my fault i asked the driver if he was going through my town and he said yes. Of course it had to rain sleet that night after a blistering hot day and i caught a bronketer which permanently fucked up my lungs and made me bed ridden for 6 days i missed both christmas and the millenium. What about you?

How is it not your fault for taking the wrong bus?

IDIOT because i asked the driver and he said it does go through my town so i thought it was the right one but i would sue god for the hot day and rainy night and the bronketer

Why didn't you just take a bus that was schelduled to go through your town?

because i didn't know which bus was scheduled, i never took one my friend usually gives me a ride but that day he bailed and why didn't i get a bus schedule because were i live they don't exist.

LOL once I ate breakfast at Denny's and they gave me a Grand Slam but then later it made me sick so I went to the doctor and he gave me 3 shots in the ass because he knew it would make me feel better so then it kinda hurt getting 3 shots in the ass so I blamed God ROFLEY!!!!1

hey there must be a reason, remember that sept. 11 thing, it was a friend of a friend of mine who said she couldnt make it to the flight because of traffic and then a few hours later the plain was said to be high jacked. ...she was lucky not to be in that plain !! (she owes her life to god on that one!!)

nub at life.

no need to flame in the chat forum little one:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

hmmm wouldnt be talkin there little one.. :p. also god doesnt exist. All that crap is just rules n stuff u cant blame something that doesnt exist. get a life and find some ho to slap around if itl make u feel better bout ur poor pathetic lives. then again we all live pathetic lives. our reason for existance is to grow and grow and finnaly kill ourselves off.


Isnt our future so happy?

How can you blame god for anything that goes wrong/right in this world? Have you ever personally met god? Have you seen him/her do anything? Didn't think so, (and if you have, you'd better start taking some medication, or quit taking it) I mean, this god that we know of ( I do believe in god) hasn't really done anything to us, I believe that he just sent us here, (back in the day) and just let us run around and kill each other, he probably gets his laughs like that. :killgrin:

hmmm anime you have been silent in here latley... I MISS YOU ^_^

so im guessing you have NOT read the bible lately :-P

WHy sue him? you should just blame him or not believe in it/him at all.

I blame god for this

You all are jews. Jews i say it, God created us, everything around us, and our very finer points. He can take it all away from you. And he wont. But atleast give him praise for the finer points he gave to you, Without those you wouldnt like your life at all... Everyone is equal. We all suck at one thing and the next guy might be kickass at it. God is a superior being. His only weak point is loneleness... He created the evil ones, and wants to rid of his bugs. You all that posted and blamed god for your life are bugs. Bye.

God is like is nothing but good.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

god pwnz joo

*slaps his own face 20 times* GET A CLUE i didn't creat this thread to dicuss the existance of god. I created it so people can comment on a particularly funny and horrible event in their life. Only mantralord did it. but go ahead continue talking about the existence of god

Hah, nice slap, *slaps herself in the face twice*

One time when I was a young girl, my Aunt came home late from work, ( I used to hang out with my cousins ) , and me and my cousin insited on going to the store, ( to buy idiotic child things ) and finally she agreed to go, but we had to clean up a mess that we left on the floor. But before she has a change to get out of the house, she says that she loves us, and then we beg to go, and she leaves after about 4 minutes of begging. So she goes out to her car, gets in, leaves for the store. About 5 minutes after she left we haven't done anything yet and we decided to call, (Interested in phones at this age, using speed dial alot ) and we Called her cell phone, ring, ring, ring, ring, finally she picks up, I can't understand her because there is a loud noise in the background, I heard her say something about an explosion and a large wreck or something. Finally, the fuzziness of the conversation goes away, and I can understand her, she asks to speak to her daughter jessica, so I call her over and she talks to her mom, while she is talkin to her mom about something, she drops the phone and starts crying. She said that mommy hung up on her. I being older, knew something wasn't going good, so I rush to the phone and call back, theres no answer at the other end. I begin to panic and call my uncle, his phone line is busy. I call my house, no answer. My older cousin was off somewhere, I can't remember where. About 30 minutes of waiting around, calling, finally we start to watch cartoons, then there is a knocking at the door, there were two uniformed men standing there, asking for jessica #$$$$, I call her over, and they tell her that her mom died, I started to cry, and cry, and cry, we cried together for about 3 days.

Now the thing about this horrific peice of shit story is, their family was very religious, and I was wondering if god figured they we're good enough for heaven and called her up early, or if there is no god and everything happens without a reason.