Story time.
 

You all know how it's played, (atleast most of you) copy the previous post and add 5 words! I'll start:


"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered.

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitues name

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitues name - her street name - was Skurai.

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitues name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer,

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS (which

I laughed hysterically.



"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS (which made everyone lost the game)

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. (Fixed, don't copy this part) The game was an intense,

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible.

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible. But Jesus was there to...

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible. But Jesus was there to and he put CD

Skuria, go back to school. "to" is NOT the same as "too". Even if KJ had put "too" your words don't make any fucking sense.

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible. But Jesus was there to put a stop to all this

You're both retarded. Skurai only added 4 words, and you added 6. Plus there should be an "of" between "all" and "this".

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible. But Jesus was there to put a stop to all of this nonsense, so he decided

You are correct, I was too busy being pissed off at Skuria. Nothing to see here.

I ment to put "a" before CD. My bad, hommez. :o

Honestly, I think a better way of doing this would be for each person to add 5 words, but put the 5 words wherever they want in the story. That way the story changes more from one post to the next, and there's more room for hilarity through clever changes.

That's fucking genius!
I had gotten to the point of just scrolling down and reading the next 5 words, but now I'll have to read the whole thing again (which I don't mind at all). You're right, it would increase the funny. As king I declair this be done! :eek:

Excellent idea! I shall begin, but let's not limit it to 5 words, let's limit it to a complete sentence so there aren't any incomplete sentences in the middle of the story waiting for someone to finish.

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. She was tired, but ready for a smoke. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible. But Jesus was there to put a stop to all of this nonsense, so he decided

Should probably highlight whatever we add, too, to make it a bit easier for readers.

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. She was tired, but ready for a smoke. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible. But Jesus was there to put a stop to all of this nonsense, so he decided to start having fun with

"Good morning.." The prostitute whispered. She was tired, but ready for a smoke. "Could you pass me the blunt? Wake and bake is essential after contracting an incurable, festering disease. The prostitutes name - her street name among the posh leper society - was Skurai. This young prostitute started off as a street racing pioneer, but soon contracted AIDS, which made everyone lose the game. The game was an intense, mentally challenging outlet for Skurai's drive to be better than horrible but not quite terrible. But Jesus was there to put a stop to all of this nonsense, so he decided to start having fun with