Best Parent Evar?
 

I got home from work last night and my dad handed me my birthday present. I open it up and there was a fucking dagger (I think...it's rather long...) inside.

I love my dad.

Pix? That's pretty awesome.

Nice!

Does it Add 1-15 damage, 100% Better Chance of Getting Magic Items and -5 to Mana?

Something like that.

I'll post a pic when it uploads to FB.

I'll trade you 40 P gems for it.

Tomahawk > Dagger

I think it's the Spineripper. Gull dagger is too rare...

We need pictures to decipher!

I think it is the Ghostflame Legend Spike

Mmkay. Grainy phone pictures ftl.

Interesting. What are you going to do with it?

Looks like a Stormspike to me.

She's gonna go shank people, what else? :P

The general consensus is to stab my aunt.

uhhh thats p. cool but i have something similar in d&d that can do liek 50 dmg against orcs so suck on that

*is 400 lbs*

Woot I was right! :D

What kind of asshole would get you some boring impractical gift like a dagger? It will sit around and do nothing forever. You don't live in the jungle and you're not a pirate, so I can't think of any time that you will ever need a dagger. LAME.

Yeah, when I get attacked by pirates in the future, then we'll see who's impractical.

Say "no" to show weapons. All they show is that you're a douchebag.

Seeing as you're the biggest douchebag I know, how many weapons to you own, exactly?

My two fists and my cock which I use to slay whores.

How many diseases, then?

Over 9000

That's hot.

That's not.

Against hot blondes? Or is it the stereotype that drives you

Paris is her own STD.

Parisiphillaides?

Rottencuntillis.