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Coriander 2008-05-15 05:03 PM

I am going to be the next hitler
 
And kill all the jews and 1 clown.

Demosthenes 2008-05-15 05:29 PM

Fine, fine, I'll set you up...

Why the clown?

Coriander 2008-05-15 05:33 PM

See? No one cares about the Jews.............................................. .................................................. ...................Old as hell joke but I'm bored.

Chruser 2008-05-15 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mjordan2nd
Fine, fine, I'll set you up...

Why the clown?


You beat me to it. How disadvantageous.

Coffeedagger 2008-05-15 06:48 PM

Why the jews?

Coriander 2008-05-15 06:50 PM

That isn't a serious question is it?

Coffeedagger 2008-05-15 06:54 PM

I'm serious

Coriander 2008-05-15 07:01 PM

.....Hitler Killed jews.... You ruined my joke...

Asamin 2008-05-15 07:48 PM

I'll make it work again.



So, why kill the clown. What did he do?

Coriander 2008-05-15 07:49 PM

O_o See..No one likes Jews...O_o

Thanatos 2008-05-16 08:29 AM

Is that a Mitch Hedburg joke? I know I've heard it before..

Coriander 2008-05-16 11:29 AM

Saw it on Bash.org, So I haven't a clue.

Wallow 2008-05-16 01:31 PM

Well if you're talking in a comical sense, Haha whatever

Coriander 2008-05-16 01:34 PM

No I really meant it, I am going to bring forth an army of Jew hating Eric Cartmans and Kill ever single Jew, and I will kill the clown because they're scary men wearing make-up...

Coffeedagger 2008-05-16 01:42 PM

What if the clown's a jew?

Coriander 2008-05-16 01:42 PM

All the better.

Lenny 2008-05-16 01:46 PM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97...ldmclenold.png

Can you really kill that pretty face? Can you live with the death of Ronald McLenold on your conscience?

Will you be able to sleep at night, knowing his evil twin brother and pet emu will be watching your every move? :killgrin:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97...lennyclown.png

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97...2/clownemu.jpg

Coriander 2008-05-16 01:47 PM

Ronald Mcdonald is a jew? HOLY SHIT!!!

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 07:36 PM

Ha, I hate clowns what isn't scary about a middle aged man wearing tons of makeup and baggy clothes, not to mention the obvious fact that he comes into contact with many, many little children.

If he's Jewish then I knew it! (no I'm only kidding, don't see why the serial killer clown's religion would matter.)

Coriander 2008-05-16 07:46 PM

Meh, I hate all religions Equally, some people twist the religion to make it appear as if what they done was justifiable or something, I 'unno.

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 07:49 PM

I know what you mean it's like my friend said to this kid once "I'm beating the shit out of you in the name of my lord jesus, now shut up and take it!" She's a very evil person but the kid she was hitting deserved every punch.

Coriander 2008-05-16 07:51 PM

See, Those are the hypocrits I can't stand..Didn't 'Jesus' or 'god' whatever he is, say Vengance was his? Bah, One of the reasons I'm a buddhist. Don't call me a hypocrit, I see buddhism as a way of living, not a religion.

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 07:57 PM

Same I'm of buhdism as well, it's not fare to be so cruel to other people because you can't find the suffering in yourself and cleanse it.

I'm trying to learn Pali/Sanskrit so that I can read the original documents for myself instead of the translated stuff, but the language is irrational and very confusing. I'm still on the path of finding myself and who I am, it's very hard to keep with this way of life when you come up against as many obstacles as I do.

My choice in friends for example can probably effect the way I live my life.

Coriander 2008-05-16 07:59 PM

Yeah, In this day and age it is nearly impossible to cleanse yourself, factors of your friends, drama which leads to hate etc etc. And yeah, your friends could be affecting it. My friend gave me a few e-books on Budhism, but I forgot the links. If I remember I'll send them to you.

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 08:02 PM

Neat, I've read a lot of books that I've purchased on buhdism, but there is not one form of budhism.

It's just how to live your life in the way that you think is healthy for yourself, It's incredibly interesting.

KagomJack 2008-05-17 12:35 PM

This. Isn't. Funny.

Coriander 2008-05-17 12:59 PM

Jew Lover :(

KagomJack 2008-05-17 07:46 PM

Actually, that is very accurate. I have a thing for Jews. Asians too.

Elizabeth 2008-05-17 11:35 PM

Ha, that's frightening.

Lenny 2008-05-18 05:46 AM

Even Zonalonalonalonanon?

KagomJack 2008-05-18 12:46 PM

How's that frightening? I also have a thing for Asians too, so it should be LESS frightening.

And no, Lenlen, not zonalon. Evar.

Elizabeth 2008-05-18 05:59 PM

Ha, just a difference of opinions tis all, I mean I dated an asian guy once, not very pleasant.

Willkillforfood 2008-05-18 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KagomJack
Actually, that is very accurate. I have a thing for Jews. Asians too.

So, suffice to say you like to play with their dradels.

Asamin 2008-05-18 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97...ldmclenold.png

Can you really kill that pretty face? Can you live with the death of Ronald McLenold on your conscience?

I would like to see that face die in a very painful way. He lours young children in and makes them fat.

Elizabeth 2008-05-18 07:31 PM

Ha?! That's was not going where I thought it was going, my mind is wallowing in the gutter.

Lenny 2008-05-19 03:09 AM

I fear the joke has been lost on people. :(

Yawgmoth 2008-05-19 09:44 AM

I still don't get it, what is the connection between Hitler and Buddhism? Also Hitler is very funny. Haha.

Goodlookinguy 2008-05-19 11:12 AM

I didn't find this to be very funny nor in good taste I'm afraid. Jokes revolving around WWII can only go so far. Here is an example of one I found funny, but I didn't make it, I just heard it.

(No Offense to Kagom in any way)

What is the difference between a Nazi Solider and a Gay man? 90 degrees.

If you figured it out, pat yourself on the back, if not, you might be slow.

Yawgmoth 2008-05-19 01:07 PM

Hitler is good taste and funny, making fun about things is a part of life and shouldn't be censored just because it is a difficult subject. Also, what other way is there to lessen Hitler's success in becoming a historic man than to make fun of him?

Gay jokes however are just stupid; haha - his/her sexual orientation is weird! Mock him/her/it!

Also, I seldom find ordinary jokes funny these days. Evil giraffes however...

KagomJack 2008-05-19 09:21 PM

I don't want to play with dreidls. I want to play with an older Asian Jew.


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