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D3V 2008-03-17 08:25 AM

Would you hit it?
 
Basically, there was this Govenor named Elliot Spitzer of New York.

He got some wood, and wanted to chop it down, found an expensive hooker, and went to town.

Now, with pictures floating around and her being identified, the question is, would you beat?

..I mean, personally, she is pretty hot in a trashy way.

http://gothamist.com/attachments/tie...stenbikini.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/..._300x382,0.jpg



Would you hit it?

HandOfHeaven 2008-03-17 08:26 AM

If I wouldn't get a VD, then yes.

Thanatos 2008-03-17 08:34 AM

450 times yes.

D3V 2008-03-17 08:39 AM

Good point I wasn't even thinking about that, i'd probably double-condom it myself.

Xenn 2008-03-17 08:42 AM

Double condoming reduces effectiveness... just in case any wild young rapscallions are reading this thread.

Grav 2008-03-17 11:21 AM

Plus tearing can occur.

D3V 2008-03-17 11:56 AM

Here are a few more pictures of her...


http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/POLITICS.../art.dupre.jpg

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Ashl...and_friend.jpg

http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d4/un...254d513380.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/...md_ashley1.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/03/14/amd_dupre.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/...ley_dupre4.jpg

What a hoe, the more I see her the less attractive she becomes to me, though i'd still hit it. Hah!

Vault Dweller 2008-03-17 02:20 PM

Yes...but I'd have to punch her in the face afterward.

talentedhamster 2008-03-17 03:46 PM

i wouldn't hit that

D3V 2008-03-18 07:13 AM

Last night at the gym TV #7 had like E! News on it or something, and they were talking about this chick how she claims to have a hard upbringing, and when they interviewed her old neighbors etc, she said her upbrining was to the highest standard, they showed her old house (parent's house) which was a fucking mansion.

So basically, she's just a talentless whore. What a dumb bitch with some ugly ass titties, she needs to get a refund, but I guess i'd still hit it.

HandOfHeaven 2008-03-18 08:36 AM

I bet she likes it better in the ass.

D3V 2008-03-18 08:37 AM

Goes in clean comes out green

HandOfHeaven 2008-03-18 08:38 AM

I think Gov. Spitzer should get tested for STDs.

Adrenachrome 2008-03-18 10:59 AM

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44922 :-/

Edit, and yes, hell yes I would hit it. If she always looked like this
http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/POLITICS.../art.dupre.jpg

Thanatos 2008-03-18 11:04 AM

Yeah I'd hit it over and over and over...

And this still stands:

Quote:

Originally Posted by I
I think this is a lesson to all wives who are worried about their man cheating: If you had an active sex life with him in the first place, he wouldn't feel the need to get it from somewhere else. Pretty simple concept if you ask me.


-Spector- 2008-03-18 02:24 PM

I don't think I would, she seems like the Pandora's box of STDs :wierd:

Adrenachrome 2008-03-20 07:15 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=093_1205944812

D3V 2008-03-21 07:33 AM

Ahaha, I wouldn't pay for that either.

Mantralord 2008-03-21 07:47 AM

im a homosexual why are you asking me

D3V 2008-03-21 08:14 AM

because my penus has lost it's edge!!!

JRwakebord 2008-03-25 10:09 PM

Anyone who knows me knows my answer to that question.

Grav 2008-03-26 06:48 AM

Too bad nobody that knows you posts on this forum anymore.

talentedhamster 2008-03-26 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JRwakebord
Anyone who knows me knows my answer to that question.


i know the answer! it's no, cause that's not a picture of bobby!!! =P

D3V 2008-03-26 06:59 AM

..who?

Thanatos 2008-03-26 08:15 AM

Gruesome. She's calling them gay lovers.

































































LOL

Tyrannicide 2008-03-26 11:51 PM

lol nice.

Would I hit it? Of course it's going to be the standard male answer. As long she is clean and not like an open hallway, then yea, why not. What;s the worst that could happen?.....

Thanatos 2008-03-27 07:10 AM

Your balls could fall off.

Vault Dweller 2008-03-29 09:47 PM

You could lose your job as governor of New York.

Grav 2008-03-29 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vault Dweller
You could lose your job as governor of New York.

I was waiting for this, haha.

WetWired 2008-03-29 11:44 PM

So is he still in office?

Grav 2008-03-30 02:13 AM

I don't keep up on it, I live in Texas.

Demosthenes 2008-03-30 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WetWired
So is he still in office?

No. New York now has a black and legally blind governor.

D3V 2008-03-30 08:27 PM

Hah, had a racist remark lined up but refrained :(



Ah fuck it, if he were in a wheel-chair we'd have a triple-threat!


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