WHY? Whats the point?
 

By MATT KIRSCH

AFTER TEN long years and millions of dollars, Canadian scientists claim they have developed a new cuss word which is the mother of all profanity.

The word is so horrible, Weekly World News has chosen not to print it. Lead scientist Dr. Dennis Dimpster explains the discovery. "We started off by taking every cuss word known in the English language, broke them down, and assigned them numbers according to their level of offensiveness.

"We then took those numbers and pieced together one single cuss word. It's a doozy, if I may say so. It's got the power of 'F-You' and the sting of the 'C' ...

I think if Weekly World News is even mentioned in any way then this is 100% completely stupid and false.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61488

HAHAHAHA!

This has got to be fake.

Btw, any more news about that cloud Weekly World News said was going to kill us all?

What a stupid thread.

Weekly World News has never published truth in it's entire existance.

Hah, I never even heard of it.

Actually I have heard of other thing that are far worse like the 3 billion in research to discover that fast food isn't healthy but yeah I doubt this was really done only Bush would waste money on something so dumb.

It's 100% fake, there's no "doubting" about it, it came from WWN, they do not post anything truthful, end.

WWN is as reliable as The Onion, and occasionally just as entertaining.

Do you ever post anything that is worth reading?

El moved

Fake. Retarted. End of story.

No. No, he doesn't.

I was just thinking that.

Too bad the onion isn't funny either.

If thats true, apparently:

Aliens have mooned NASA's spacecraft! http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61504

Gals who go topless live longer!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61498

A man is so fat, he became a human planet!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61494

And a company turns dead bodies into diamonds!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/featu...chnology/47842

Oh, don't forget this one... A river of beer was found in Germany!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61474

Hahahaha!

The guy in the picture of the human planet reminds me of an ex of mine >.>

OH MAI EFFING GAWD

Thats awesome.

You date 450 pound men?

I'm talking about the guy's face. His facial region reminded me of an ex of mine.

He reminds me of a much creepier version of Jon Lovitz.


PS: And I love how the river of beer is called Krautlager River... haha!

Don't lie we forgive you, maybe next time when you and your boyfriend are in the WWN mention zel? ^_^

Heh. If I have one when there's a mention, sure. I'll talk about how magical Zelaron is with all the rainbows and the skittles and the watermelon patches...

Actually, that's true. There are companies that will take parts of dead bodies, or the ashes of a dead person and use a machine to turn it into a dimond or a gem stone.

There's a local company that does it to pets. :)

Yeah, I read that too. That's probably the only semi-real thing they've ever posted.

Completely true. Not only semi-true.

They do it by putting the ahses under immense heat and pressure inside the machine.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...UK%7CcountryGB

It's gotta be true too...the BBC have done an article on it! *ghostly "woooooooh" noise thingy*

If you really think about it, it could work. Thats how rocks are actually made, just add 5 million years.

Maybe they should try it with plants and shit and make crude oil =\

Doesn't it take... you know... millions of years of heat and pressure to turn something into a diamond. How would they do it so quickly?

Those machines must have to be extremely strong to be able to form, and take that much pressure.

Just imagine what would happen if they weren't...

KA-BOOM!!!

No, the last thing we want is are more fossil fuels. I'm not one of those crazy hippies, but fossil fuels are really fucking up the ice caps.