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Mantralord

2005-06-04 12:07 AM

Computer Sexual Innuendo #2

Hey Grav, I wanna hook my USB header onto your motherboard pin.

-=Rico-GP=-

2005-06-04 02:31 AM

I want to shoot my sperm onto your face.

Oops.

Mantralord

2005-06-04 03:31 AM

Hey Rico, I wanna inject my DLL into your memory space.

undeadzombieguy

2005-06-04 05:26 AM

Your DLL has worms and viruses.

Lenny

2005-06-04 05:50 AM

I wanna put my floppy into your slot.

Mantralord

2005-06-04 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undeadzombieguy

Your DLL has worms and viruses.

Run your scanner on me baby.

undeadzombieguy

2005-06-04 06:36 AM

Only if there's a popup blocker active.

Lenny

2005-06-04 06:47 AM

Turn me on...

Edit:

Very poor I know...I can't think of anything else...:cry:

Mantralord

2005-06-04 07:47 AM

Hey Lenny, I wanna unlock your ports and send my packets.

Grav	2005-06-04 09:03 AM

That is a huge fucking ant on my curtain. How the hell?

Mantralord

2005-06-04 09:07 AM

Hey Grav, I wanna compile your drivers right into my kernel.

Grav	2005-06-04 09:16 AM

I want to hook up a 7.1 sound system and pump you full of bass.

Mantralord

2005-06-04 09:23 AM

I wanna put my DDR Booster on you and pump you full of volts.

Grav	2005-06-04 09:26 AM

Let's do it "dual core."

Mantralord

2005-06-04 09:31 AM

I wanna overclock your CPU from Venice all the way to San Diego.

Grav	2005-06-04 09:32 AM

Your capacitor is leaking.

Mantralord

2005-06-04 09:36 AM

Put some Rubycons on my motherboard baby!

tidus2005

2005-06-04 10:15 PM

Is that a Joy Stick or are you just happy to see me.

HandOfHeaven

2005-06-04 10:21 PM

Help me plug in my mouse.

Mantralord

2005-06-04 11:06 PM

Yeah slide it into my USB port baby.

JRwakebord

2005-06-04 11:13 PM

DO you want it in the PS/2 or the USB port? I go both ways.

Mantralord

2005-06-05 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JRwakebord

DO you want it in the PS/2 or the USB port? I go both ways.

No my system bus isn't wide enough!

Penny_Bags

2005-06-06 10:47 AM

I wanna stab you in the temple and jack off on your wounds.

Ganga

2005-06-06 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny_Bags

I wanna stab you in the temple and jack off on your wounds.

I second that.

Mantralord

2005-06-06 01:06 PM

Ganga, I wanna plug my network cable into your router.

Jamesadin

2005-06-06 08:26 PM

Use your CD, the 3 and a half inch floppy isnt enough!

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