Shitting experiences.
 

Post about your shitting experiences here.

I just took a shit and it was really dark, almost black.

Would anyone happen to know why?

If it's black, there's blood in it. See a doctor.

It isn't black, just dark...

Shit purple before, it smelled like strawberries. (mixed with shit of course)

What did you eat?

I had green shit a couple of times.

Sometimes my shit is hard as stone, I dont even need to wipe my ass because it leaves nothing behind...It's like a rock falling out.

God damnit.

Erm.... uhhhh.....

My shit's normal I guess.

I'm gonna take a shit in a bit. I'll report back here with my finds!

Yea i sense one coming also.

When i get my Digi-Cam i'll take some pics too!

Can i direct anyone to www.ratemypoo.com ?

Alot of iron in your system will cause this.... Do you take alot of vitamins or such? My friend has to take iron pills, so his crap is always dark... So he says, i've never actually looked.

Slaynish you sick fuck...I just lost 1 good cup of coffee.

What did you eat?

What?

You shat it out?

ROFL, no...I threw up after looking at that site you posted...there's some sick shit out there, literally.

Hence the url...

Sometimes I've shit black. Other times green. Most of the time it's a healthy brown... And I'm cool with that ratio.

What colour was it on the newspaper you used to wipe yourself with?

You damn hobo.

Depends on if I eat uptown or downtown. Garbage bins uptown tend to have more salad-type foods, fruits, vegetables, soy products, etc, making it a greyish-brown, when you eat downtown you never know what you're going to get.

Ok so I've been chugging ALOT of water today, cause I have a test comming up tomarrow...I've been clean for 2months though. But I figure just in case. So anyways, I've been pissing a ton of course, then tonight I had to take a crap, and litterally it sounded like I was pissing out my ass. Thats how watered down it was. And it was really really dark. But that could be from all the cranberry juice I drank...
HAHAHA. Thats sick.

Some labs test for the concintration of urine. If its to diluted they will think somethings up.

Right but can they do anything? Besides make me take another one?

Nah, they can't really do anything. Just means that you like to keep yourself hydrated. Chances are they will ask a little later down the road, for a suprise test, or a test on short notice, but that's about it.

Hmmm...well thanx, I'll be on the look out, maybe get myself some cleaning agent, for suprise tests just in case.

Umm.. you said you've been clean for 2 months. Are you planning on smoking or something in the near future? You don't need to worry otherwise.

Hells ya I'm planning on smoking right after that damn drug test! Ima be stoned of my ASS.

I see, good choice. I just smoked not... 5 minutes ago, lol. wee haha. good luck

Oh, Wonderful P♥M!

I ahve this paranoia about taking dumps, it started since i Was really young, the first time I took a shit without diapers, Im like scared of taking dumps so I never take one unless I HAVE to, so i usually just take a dump once a week =(

I always got a weird feeling when I'm taking a shit. As if I'm being watched or something. :scared:

Thats probably bad, H_A. Do you leave streak marks on your undies?
Get over crapping, you gotta do it. Go eat some more beans too.

Yeah, plus it can give you intenstinal inflamation.

Nah I dotn get mud butt, but yeah I have tried to get over it but no luck so far.........i heard that if i dont poop more my intestines are gonna become solid during my middle years instead of in old age =(

I only go about every 3-4 days, not because I'm scared of shitting, just because that's when I go.

Lucky bastards. I go everyday, maybe even twice.

LoL me too, Don't do the water thing. It's terrible.

H_A maybe if you started to wear diapers again, and like re-potty trainer yourself it would help you get over whatever pysch problems.