Explosive Diarreah
 

Wholy Crap. Never before did I think that crap could fly vertically out of your ass. I litterally had to clean up the bottom of the toilet seat afterwards, give it TWO courtesy flushes, and wash my hands twice! Wish I knew what I ate so I can avoid that again.

So do you usually shit sideways? Because that seems.. uncomfortable.

Indeed it was very uncomfortable, but no it doesnt happen often, and definatly not by choice. Just the right chemical combination in my bowels I suppose. Maybe if we figured out what it is you have to eat, we could win wars by keeping the enemy occupied on the toilet.
Someone give me a cd key damnit.

Hmm, would you be interested in chunneling?

Define chunneling? I hope its nothing like felching... cause definatly not.

Basically we connect a tube into each other's asses and sling shit back and forth in the tube.

Hmmm, I don't see much use to that. But it is an interesting idea. Ummm have you checked into http://www.tubgirl.com
Its not quite my cup of tea, infact it could almost induce vomiting but if your into chunneling...

Wonderful

Extremely bad diarrhoea can lead to bad things.

Search "durchfall" on Google...

Or don't. k

Get a radar gun and record speed next time it happens.
Oh... And...

Cha cha cha!

If you smoke weed at night you get mild diahrea the next morning.

I was waiting to see who would do the cha cha cha. Haha,
I don't think so kaos, maybe thats a personal thing, lotsa people arn't even morning crappers...

Hmm...well in that case.

Have you ever had any ass leakage?

Ya, but only when I've had to go bad, and farted or something. If Marijuana affected your bowels, Im sure theres research on it.

Only time weed fucked up my stomach was if i ate it.

Yeah, but anything does that to your stomach. Except SEMEN!! AHAHAHAHHA!!111111111111

bovious

Yeah thats what I meant...

Koas, We Must Converse

Send him a PM or something,

On the pot subject, it gives me diarhea as well sometimes. I don't think it is uncommon.

Antibiotics give me diarrhea...I'm on an all-penicillin diet, ya know.

Interesting, well I had smoked some earlier that day...and I hadn't smoked any in like a week or so...so maybe your right. Gunna have to test this out by getting high...haha. Wait did you just straight up eat weed? Or did you make something and eat it...

Yea, eat the dirrhea...

Hmmmm....I just had an idea I wanted to pass onto you about our childrens safety.
BEAR TRAPS! We'll surround the schools and nurserys and what not w/ them. Do you have a pic on here mantra?

Yes I do, chief. Yes I do.

I see that now. What kinda guys are you into?

Masculine, not overly muscular guys.

Kinda like yourself... so like how do you approach a guy? Cause if I was walking down the street hypothetically checking out guys, I wouldn't assume you to be gay, cause obviously you don't fit the steryotype from what I could see, so...how does one know whos gay and how to approach?

You don't; you gotta go to a gay club.