Online Dating OMFG!!!!
 

My first match! Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

I bet the beauty can suck you real hard. Ooh, she also has a nice, long handle, I like that. I'd like to lick that, mmm...it looks so hard! That vacuum cleaner can do me any day.

Congratulations, Doofus!

You can tell shes sitting in a freekin trailer too.

LOL, i want to know what website you use, they need to be sued.

This just makes me sad, in a pitying sort of way.

She's really at the end of her rope there, and desperately wants a relationship, while all the 13 year olds are off fucking in the back seat of a 99' Saturn...



Then again she's probably an ignorant racist white-trash biatch too, so screw her ;)

Seriously,
That is the funnist thing I have seen all day. I kind of feel bad for laughing at "it". Why don't you give this dating service a try.

OMFG! What a |33t pic!!!

Doofus.. I don't even know what to say.. Go to an 18 to enter, 21 to drink bar? ;)

Yea lol just drag me out back and shoot me now, I am a light shove away from trolling the shopping malls lol.

L.O.L. She looks like a mix of a man and a grandma. Ew. Sick.

What dating service is this.

eharmony.com

Apparently this is my "Soul Mate" o_O

Matched on 29 different dimensions!

Try to find one more site hehe so you have DOUBLE!! the matches.

Just go to ebay.com and buy some motion lotion.

Then go to google.com and type in porn.

You'll be set with a new partner every night, and its alot cheaper

doofus try adultfinder.com ........or you can always go to www.zombo.com , you can do anything at zombocom

Nice new sig.

I like Carly Patterson, she rox.

Good luck Doofus, wait do u HAVE to date her?

No, I highly doubt he has to do anything. I'd hit it though. ;)

Im assuming you meant with a shovel.

I dunno how Eharmony works but i know this website that when someoen sumbits to you, you HAVE to date him/her.

And I'm assuming their member base is in the double digits?

I doubt they can make you do anything.

Bahahahahaha :haha:

PIITB!!!!!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

This thread makes me want to find MY soulmate on this site...

Maybe everyone should, for a laugh...

Internet dating sites are ridiculous. I love listening to the commercials that tell how many people have gotten married over eharmony.com. There is no way. Unless people are actually that pathetic. Cause....I'm not.....I need love.....*cry*

But there is not enough girls for everybody here... LOL Voll I know you dieing to take Kangom for your soulmate!!! LOL, I can see it now!

Nah, I've got a few women interested in me, don't need men. I'm not very photogenic, so my pics are all horrible...

Anyway, without ANY further ado, I give you....

MY SOULMATE!

Lol, guess people don't like people like you...then they must not like anyone.

I think I'm too mentally (and emotionally) chaotic for most people.

Either that, or I should've lied about my income. ;)