Genuine wonder
 

Why does life always seem so much better after taking a shower?! :grin:

Because taking a shower is boring, and after you get out everything seems interesting?

It depends what you are doing in the shower I guess...

You guys are just determined to make me look completely crazy, aren't you?

You aren’t crazy. A lot of people masturbate in the shower.

Doing nothing in the shower but taking a shower, lol.

I feel great when I get out of the shower.

i feel really cold because i take hot showers and when i go into the cold air i freeze

I take cold showers, so everything feels warm.

I'm with tokill.ace.

Sometimes I even fall asleep in the shower; it's a wonder I've never drown.

you can't masturbate while standing up! Its almost impossible!

Fucking really.

Wait, my pepe is only 1.2 inches long!

ATHF commercials are on!!!

Masturbating is a sport..... :rolleyes:

I can see it now. Professional masturbating.

Masturbating is a sport? Haha, bathroom sports..... "Don't Drop The Soap"

The opposite of "Hot Potato"...

Fuck you guys for turning my thread into a big gay-joke.

Anyone have those sticky mats in there bathtub that supposedly prevent you from slipping in the shower..Cause I was taking a shower once and I slipped on the stupid thing and whacked my head on the faucet. It sucked..

Uh, you feel refreshed... clean... and... showers wake you up. Only way I go to school is by taking a shower.

Who can get it off the fastest?

I heard you could in 5 seconds with a pic of DanXIII's girlfriend.

There was a competition on a british/japanese gameshow called "BANZI!" to see which of 3 guys could get get if off the fastest. That show was so fucked up...

Why were you watching it then? That is just vulgar.

Dude... I would destroy anyone in the world at a masturbation contest, I am badass at masturbating.





Boner












BOWENR

Now I'm jealous.. :(

Wait, no I'm not.

Boner.

Fuck you homos.

All of you should be ashamed; fuck this thread.

No, fuck them for ruining my thread.

Die.

Because taking a shower is relaxing, and rejuvinating. It massages your shoulders with the superb droplets spraying time and time again onto your body. You can feel the rush of goodness with the everlasting life in the water rushing the bad deeds and toublesome thoughts off and out of your body.

In retrospective...Showers are teh shiznit.

Your thread was doomed sinced the beginning of time.

So harsh, yet so true.

Well, you posted it in Zelaron, what else did you expect?

......Oh, BBBUURRRNNN!!!

Showers just make me feel clean. Like a literal cleansing of my conscious and soul, so to say. It just feels good.

The hot water is so enticing...

*Porno music starts playing* I just love a good shower... Don't you fellas? Ohhhh yeahhh.. showers make me soo..... randy.

Like being born again.

You called?