Why Me God?
 

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Meh. How long you working for?

I always do that. I toss and turn and do nothing even remotely close to sleep. Sucks. Jerk off?

In someones eye.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Usually jerking off gets me right to sleep.

Wait till you fart, cup your hands around your asshole(literatly) and trap the gas into your hand. Then inhale the gas. It puts me RIGHT to sleep... No kidding.

Fucking whacko!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Okay, yeah, honestly that's one of the most revolting things I've heard in a long time. Not so much because of the actual mechanics of the situation, but because I've seen your picture, I know what you look like, and as soon as I read that I uncontrollably visualized that happening. I fucking hate you.

Dammit, you had to mention visualizing it didn't you....I'm going to go vomit up my vitals.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Fuck.........

Roflmao.

I was only kidding. My friend ryan always talks about gay shit like that. He tells me about when he takes shits, as soon as i hear the word " Shit" i tell him to stop, becuase i dont want to hear it.

But it would be funny, as visualizing it.

That's all well and good, Slay, but now I have the image of you inhaling your own gas-waste permanently burned into my retinas!! This is a travesty!

I wish i could disagree with you.

I have an image of it too :(

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

lol @ shinto.

wawa boy.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/z/azm124/wawa.jpe

Is that you?

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I make 10 dollars an hour. Nigga.

Where do you work? Niglet.

This is what I get when I search for niglet on google
http://www.panzerfaust.com/niggerimages/joke1h.jpg

For a custom home building company where I live. I do landscaping, and the bitch construction work like cleaning up after mexican brick layers and shit. Although I do do stuff like drywall and basically anything not involving wood work, brick laying, electric, and plumbing. I do paint though.

Heh, I get paid $10/hour to play video games and bullshit with you guys. Own.

Kick. fucking. ass.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

to go to sleep i usually just turn on the tv, something REALLY boring, so boring and stupid that u wanna turn it off, so u look the other way, think about something to drown out the sound, and then u get a deep thought, BANG sleep

I get precisely 4 1/2 - 5 hours of sleep every day. I function perfectly with it. I try sleeping in, but cant. The longest I've slept in years that I can recall, is 6 1/2 hours, and I was tired all day from over-sleep. :(

Some people function perfectly under what others would consider minimal sleep... How much do you normally get?

I need like 7 hours+ of sleep, in summer I get like 10-12 hours of sleep.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

for skool i go to sleep at 2-3ish and wake up at 6 wow i dont get sleep do i heh in the summer i sleep till 3 pm so im happy :)

i have trouble sleeping at night as well i think too many weird thoughts

I am going to sleep right now, anyone want to come with me?

only if we are nekkid.