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Penny_Bags 2004-06-19 02:01 PM

What's better
 
cheesecake or butt sex.

Penny_Bags 2004-06-19 02:02 PM

I vote cheesecake...

I don't get the concept of sticking your ween in a girls shit hole... it's wrong.

HandOfHeaven 2004-06-19 02:19 PM

Why do that when you can get her pussy?

Cheesecake.

KagomJack 2004-06-19 02:34 PM

ch33s3cak3! YOU SHALL BEND TO THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF TEH CHEESECAKE!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:::::::::::::::::::::: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sovereign 2004-06-19 03:02 PM

Go go tastety cheese bread.

Penny_Bags 2004-06-19 03:12 PM

Mmmmmm... looks like cheesecake wins.

Silverjinx18 2004-06-19 03:29 PM

...hmmm...what kind of cheesecake????...hehe totaly jking...I choose the cheesecake. What's the point of buttsex? the way I figure it, it's only good for one person and if you want to stay a virgin then don't do anything!...if you do it you can't say you're a virgin you have to say you're a whore...sorry...

Penny_Bags 2004-06-19 04:31 PM

Good call, and it's just some plain cheesecake.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-19 04:51 PM

Buttsex with a cheesecake.

Thanatos 2004-06-19 05:00 PM

Genious, KA, utter genious.

Grav 2004-06-19 05:16 PM

I hope that's sarcastic, and I'm going with some nice anal, myself. Assuming it's not a guy, you gay homo fag flaming simmons loving queers.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-19 05:18 PM

You know Jinx, some girls actually like it.

Penny_Bags 2004-06-19 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon!
You know Jinx, some girls actually like it.

In conclusion, Jinx should have butt sex with KA.

Grav 2004-06-19 08:47 PM

But isn't K_A gay?

Jessifer 2004-06-19 08:47 PM

...Both. ^_^

RoboticSilence 2004-06-19 08:52 PM

There's a reason girl's have vaginas... and it isn't for sneaking weapons through airport security.

Sweet Tooth 2004-06-19 11:53 PM

strawberry cheesecake

-Spector- 2004-06-19 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KagomJack
ch33s3cak3! YOU SHALL BEND TO THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF TEH CHEESECAKE!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:::::::::::::::::::::: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cheesecake??? dude wtf aren't you like 1/2 gay??

Raziel 2004-06-19 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon!
You know Jinx, some girls actually like it.

If they do, it's a totally psychological thing. There's no possible way a woman could physically be sexually stimulated by having something inserted into her rectum. The only physical stimulation that could occur is over-stimulation of the colon, which would result in uncontrollable bowel release, and that's not fun for anybody.

Sweet Tooth 2004-06-20 12:05 AM

maybe they like the pain of it.?..

Raziel 2004-06-20 12:19 AM

Well, that would be a psychological stimulation, not a physical one. Normal human psychology dictates that pain hurts and pleasure feels good. Anyone that derives pleasure from pain is recieving a psychological form of satisfaction from it, not a physical one.

Here's a converse example of the same thing I'm talking about. Let's say you go to a a party, get super-drunk, and end up passing out in the middle of the action. You wake up, and when you open your eyes, you realize that you're being unwillfully fellated by the nastiest chick in your highschool. Diseased, filthy and just generally unattractive. Mentally, you are revolted. Physically, though, if you weren't aware of the identity of your "attacker", you would enjoy it. However, since you do know the identity of the person performing oral sex on you, that drastically affects any pleasure you may derive from the act, making it completely unenjoyable.

The same applies to anal sex for women. There's no possible way for a woman to derive actual physical pleasure from anal sex. There are no sensitive errogenous zones located in the femal colon, they don't have a prostate like men do. Therefore, the only way they could derive pleasure from it is if they enjoy pain, which would affect the physicality of the experience for them. It would make a normally unenjoyable physical experience into an enjoyable psychological experience, just like the situation I described above would turn a normally enjoyable physical experience into a thoroughly un-enjoyable psychological experience.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-20 12:41 AM

Sex is mostly psychological for women anyway.

Grav 2004-06-20 07:25 AM

You're both right.

KagomJack 2004-06-20 11:39 AM

yes Spector I am, but cheesecake comes before sex :D

Chruser 2004-06-20 12:07 PM

Ugh. Here's some information for your reference about stimuli in association with anal sex:

http://www.askmen.com/sex/vanessa/28_love_secrets.html

D3V 2004-06-20 12:41 PM

I'd have ass sex with sum girl for 5 bucks, then have some cheeseccake. They're both good in their own way durr.

Penny_Bags 2004-06-20 01:26 PM

Well, technically speaking, a girl can... errrr... stimulate her clitoris while having anal sex, and with anal, bring on the DP.

DaFrigginDoctah 2004-06-20 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny_Bags
cheesecake or butt sex.

Cheesecake has too much fat. Sodomizing a girl is great. Easy question. Simple answer.

Titusfied 2004-06-20 05:55 PM

Then there are those of us who aren't turned off and say fuck it.. I'm getting a nice 'ole BJ, what do I have to complain what the biznizzle looks like? It's all pink inside.

Oh, anal all the way.

Penny_Bags 2004-06-20 09:23 PM

That was what I was thinking exactly. Cept with cheesecake.

Raziel 2004-06-20 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chruser
Ugh. Here's some information for your reference about stimuli in association with anal sex:

http://www.askmen.com/sex/vanessa/28_love_secrets.html

Can't read it, these work comps have that shit blocked.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titus
Then there are those of us who aren't turned off and say fuck it.. I'm getting a nice 'ole BJ, what do I have to complain what the biznizzle looks like? It's all pink inside.

Dude, you'd fuck a cactus if you thought it was giving you panty-eyes.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-21 12:43 AM

Remove cactus insert meat grinder.

Comedy *some random expensive metal here*

Raziel 2004-06-21 01:17 AM

Well, Sov just reprinted that article for me, but I stand by my former comments. Anal sex for a woman isn't instantly gratifying like it would be for a man, and therefore, pleasure from the act has to be derived in great deal from the psychological aspect of the act, which is exactly what that article is saying. Obviously, there is some form of physical pleasure to be gained from it, but it's nigh impossible to reach that point unless you have a voyeuristic girlfriend that is really into the idea.

Either way, I was both wrong and right. There is physical pleasure to be gained from it, but there's a hell of a lot of physical pain and psychological roadblocks to overcome in order to reach that point.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-21 01:19 AM

What I meant was change "Dude, you'd fuck a cactus if you thought it was giving you panty-eyes." to "Dude, you'd fuck a meat grinder if you thought it was giving you panty-eyes."

Raziel 2004-06-21 01:47 AM

I caught that. Comedy Boron.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-21 01:50 AM

Boron sucks.

Raziel 2004-06-21 01:51 AM

Okay, Comedy Francium.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-21 01:57 AM

Sweet. Like buttsex with cheesecake.

Titusfied 2004-06-21 06:42 AM

Einsteinium?

Anyway.. What kind of cactus are we talking about here?

Raziel 2004-06-21 06:45 AM

Pussy-Cactus. The kind that grows on the crotches of women who shave infrequently.

(...ugggh...)


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