Don't do coke
 

Credit to Sovereign for showing me this:

Ah ha ha ha! That guy is going to be tasting wet dog in the back of his throat for decades!

Lol, i couldn't stop laughing at first. My parents woke up and started yelling at me XD

Did they die?

They wouldn't die from that...

LOL! Dog ashes.. cocaine.. hah.

Just don't do drugs at all. And you won't ever come across that problem.

You may want to change the title of this to "Don't do dog." although a few people may get the wrong idea.

That's pretty funny don't do dogs slim. lol

LOL!!! What a bunch of dumbasses.

Another funny one:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.p...e/lobsters.jpg

Why in the fuck would you stuff something with pinchers down your pants? I just don't see what could be going through these idiots heads. Oh hell, It's not like my dick will look like food to them, I'm safe. Dumbasses.

Why the fuck would you steal lobsters?

LOL that is funny, how stupid is that guy

Maybe he was hungry; and in that case, I feel bad for him.

I'll sum this up for everyone
Lobsters > Thief
Dog ashes > Cokeheads

that's sad (about the dog's ashes). I had a friend over for the Caesar project we had to do for English. He stole some leaves off my tree because they looked like Marijuana leaves...

that's really pathetic..
If they are over the age of 10, then Kagom's friends are dumber than the people mentioned in the article.

it's only 1 friend who did that. He's 16...and a major pothead (he was sober when he was over...)

What a damn moron. I pity people.

People in general.

actually, he's a pretty cool guy...just sometimes he can be stupid.

titus was refering to the idiot that shoved lobsters into his pants.

at least this is one moron that cant reproduce.

The happiness rating of the world has gone up 2 points due to that fact. ^_^

Dude, lobster is fucking expensive.

Yeah. I bought 2 a while back, and cost me like $30.

I guess it was worth it to make teh Abby happy... :weird:

Lobster is expensive, but stealing them is just stupid. There's other food in the world that is a lot less harmful to stick in your pants. :P

Funny articles....both of them.

They remind me of a crime committed not far from me where a guy tried to rip off an ATM and so he wrapped a chain around the machine and secured the end of it to the bumper of his car. When he hit the accelerator, instead of opening the ATM, it removed the bumper of his car. In panic, he left the scene of the crime. Police found his bumper complete with license plate, and, well...its wasn't hard to figure out from there.

lol...guess they can't all be Lex Luthors.

-frick