Stupid Quotes
 

If anyone has some stupid quotes they made up post them here.

One of mine is,

"Just because Im poor doesnt make me rich"

I will be posting more later on...
Happy Posting :D

"eh?"
"its better to be pissed off than pissed on"
"What tha"
"Ahhhh Sh*t"

Here is one similar to that
"it is better to be a smartass than a dumbass"

And we can't forget the ever over-used.

"WAAASSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP"

"Nazis < Jews"

LMAO, funny.

"If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?"

I choked on my fettucini alfredo.

"It has to be turned on to print?" - Teacher in my old high school, where I'm interning

"I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane."

Bye Grav!




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^is a stupid quote

safe sex is a virtue

"you cant outsmart smart ass"

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"I don't understand"

"I do not comprehend."

"Your mom"

"In the past few days, the forum has become seriously overrun with profanities, obscenities, and other ies."

"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips"

AB "No Your mom"
A "No YOUR mom"
B "NO YOUR mom"
A -Swings- **BAM**
B "OUCH, What was that for?!?"
A "Leave my mom outta it"
B "you started it"

"talk to the hand cause the face dotn wanna hear it"...ive heard so many of these retarded ssayings i could post for hours on them

"post to the noobs, cuz the admins dont want to read it" that is a really gay

"Your mom."

I'm a simple question, Norm. A baby could answer it. If you were a hotdog, would ya eat yourself? I know I would. I'd cover myself in mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious.

Family guy quote:
Peter:where playing texas style poker.
Bill gates(i think): aces high or low?
Peter:They go both ways
Bill Gates" he said they go both ways
Peter, Bill and two other guys laugh
Ted Turner: Like a bisexual
Peters step dad: That was the joke

/quote

Nice ones so far, heres another

"stupid is as stupid does"

whoever made this quote was either drunk or of course... stupid due to the grammar

I just did another in another chat room, the stupidest one yet for me

"welcoming is always welcomed"

I hate to dis myself, but im fricken retarded

"Eminem is cool" now this is the most stupid quote of all.