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Hades-Knight 2003-10-01 07:29 PM

Painless suicide?
 
Hmm yeah.....i gotta do this project for my Physics class about painless way of suicide so if anyone got any info pls post it here. I really need to pass this classs:p

uncapped 2003-10-01 07:30 PM

Jump off a bridge. The second you hit the ground you're dead, so it will cause no pain.

zeal311 2003-10-01 07:51 PM

What if you lived? I do believe that would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch.

platnum 2003-10-01 07:51 PM

you could get drugged up and shoot yourself in the head or somthing

J_iceman 2003-10-01 07:53 PM

actually some people survived falling off a building and others also survived from shooting there brains off (my manager's g/f"s exhusband)
the best way is to get hit by an atomic bomb, people how got it in japan (pearl harbor) died instantly.....that's how i actually would like to die....painless

the other way is to take a lot of drugs and die in your sleep O_o

platnum 2003-10-01 07:55 PM

freezing sounds kinda good too, after you dont feel cold anymore.

uncapped 2003-10-01 07:55 PM

Lethal Injection is always fun, too. Hey, K-R, why don't you go and try that one out?

zeal311 2003-10-01 07:58 PM

yea. im going to go with a nuclear bomb dropped directly on the top of your head. that would probably be the least amount of pain. in fact by the time it takes your nerves to realize a sharp heavy bomb dropped on your head i believe you would be dust. just my two cents~

platnum 2003-10-01 08:02 PM

hmmm, i would rath the bomb drop right next to me, the big metal bomb hitting your head might hurt for a sec.

Adrenachrome 2003-10-01 08:59 PM

If I did it, I would overdose on heroin. Completely relaxed, then sleep, then death.

It slows your heart rate so much that you just slip away...

Titusfied 2003-10-01 09:02 PM

Hmm, how about drowning? Or getting buried alive? ;)

Adrenachrome 2003-10-01 09:03 PM

Too terrifying.

Sovereign 2003-10-01 09:04 PM

Overdose on sleeping medications. they will put you to sleep then you will just pass in yoru sleep. Unaware of any pain you may feel.

!King_Amazon! 2003-10-01 09:25 PM

Jump in a plane, get up high, pull back until you black out, then you die.

Eddie_Perez 2003-10-01 09:36 PM

Or.....










































.....jump out?

Sovereign 2003-10-01 09:46 PM

no that would be painful. The yelling that you would do woul hurt your trhoat, moments before you plummeted towards the ground.

RoboticSilence 2003-10-01 09:52 PM

Here's how I plan to do away with myself when I'm old and shit:

Take every fucking hallucinagenicthere is, and jump out of a plane without a parachute. That way you'd be having fun until you died.

Adrenachrome 2003-10-01 10:15 PM

I'd never be able to acually do it... I'd do like 3 caps first, then I would forget about why I wanted to do it in the first place...

zagggon 2003-10-01 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hades-Knight
Hmm yeah.....i gotta do this project for my Physics class about painless way of suicide so if anyone got any info pls post it here. I really need to pass this classs:p

take a sci-ni pill and you will drop like a fly in 2 minutes...;)

Eddie_Perez 2003-10-02 02:16 AM

I got it! Somehow shoots yourself into one of the 747 jet engines at extreme speeds....

Kuja 2003-10-02 03:51 AM

Jump off a plane. Most ppl die before they reach the ground.

Eddie_Perez 2003-10-02 03:53 AM

Only if you're at extreme altitudes... or do you mean from the fear? Or maybe you hit a fly at 200mph and it goes right into your brain!!>>!>>!>!>!

Sqrl 2003-10-02 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncapped
Jump off a bridge. The second you hit the ground you're dead, so it will cause no pain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeal311
What if you lived? I do believe that would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch.

If you live then it's attempted suicide, not suicide. So wheter or not it's painful if you survive is irrelevant to the question at hand. =)

As for painless suicides, what about injecting air into the blood stream? I know it kills you quickly, but is it painful at all?

A guilotine (spelling?) probably isn't too painful at all, since it's somewhat quick and severs your head starting at the back where the spinal column is. =D

Kuja 2003-10-02 04:40 AM

There a few way you can die from jumping of a plane before you hit the ground.
Fear,Lung explosion(2 much air entering) or hitting a plane.

Note: there probably some other way. :)

platnum 2003-10-02 04:47 AM

maybe you coul dbe in a close chamber with a limited amount of oxygen, when the oxygen gets low you get sleepy i think, then your gone.

Apoq 2003-10-02 05:13 AM

ay..

shoot your self in the back of the head with a beretta.

Kuja 2003-10-02 06:06 AM

meh.
That would be a very unclean suicide.

zagggon 2003-10-02 07:22 AM

launch a nuclear bomb right where your standing

Kuja 2003-10-02 07:31 AM

Meh thats no suicide thats mass murder.

"angel" of war 2003-10-02 07:55 AM

Simple the only surefire way to die a slow painless death. find a garage with a car, close all the windows and doors get into the car and listen to some tunes. (unless you don't know shit about cars you'll know what happens)

platnum 2003-10-02 07:58 AM

ummmm, what happens?

"angel" of war 2003-10-02 08:01 AM

what do you have to do to listen to some tunes in a car?

Kuja 2003-10-02 08:09 AM

This wont be painless lol ...

Chruser 2003-10-02 08:46 AM

If you rig an atomic bomb with a 10-second timer, initiate the countdown and then kill yourself before it blows, is that still mass murder, or just a suicide followed by complications after dying. A suicide bomber gets blown to bits before the shock wave from his/her bomb hits other people and kills them. I doubt "instant" suicide is possible, the key is to find a way that kills you faster than your nerve signals are able to respond.

LiveWire 2003-10-02 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chruser
the key is to find a way that kills you faster than your nerve signals are able to respond.

You scare me sometimes :cry:

Doofus_AW 2003-10-02 09:49 AM

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Try about 12 of these :)

Titusfied 2003-10-02 02:15 PM

OMG, I swear to God, that actually looks really good. :) Maybe I'm crazy, but I love Jager, and Everclear is just brutal, but with the Jolt Cola killing the Everclear bad taste, that could be stupendous! I'm seriously gonna get those ingrediants and try them out one night, possibly tonight. :)

uncapped 2003-10-02 02:27 PM

I've never had Everclear...

Adrenachrome 2003-10-02 03:43 PM

90+% Grain alcahol, you don't want to try it...

Titusfied 2003-10-02 03:44 PM

Its brutal as all hell straight up... :(

Its usually found in jungle juice with ice blocks at parties. Just beware of the herpes on the ice from the over usage of sluts slobbing knob and putting their mouths at the end.... I usually put my fingers in front of lip to avoid any type of lip to ice contact. Pussies make jungle juice with Vodka.


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