God's Set plan for Me
 

I believe that I will do something great one day, I am working on an invention which creates free-energy, I know that nobody in here knows about free energy because its way over your heads, so I'll stop. Either that, and he sent me to pis the world off.

He sent you to be a leader for gay rights.

No, you've got me confused with slaynish. And he sent you to lead your people out of mexico to freedom in the U.S.

Bah, we all know U.S. isn't gonna last long. Neways... I really dont care for your racial remarks... so, stop it.

Lol, sorry, you harassed me first. And yes, the U.S. isn't going to last long, korea is about to kill us all, and I'm going to buy a bomb shelter soon.

I say buy one in mexico, nobody's got beef with them! Except imported beef. :P

well u already have almost succeeded in the second part :p
so u little Jeanne de Arc, how where u planning on making free energy, explain plz

Yeah your plan B.

And what is plan B?

Actually I worked on a perpetual motion device for a few weeks in Junior Physics. I'm going to have to believe that you weren't referring to a perpetual motion device, as you didn't know what it was called. Besides, other than the very, very theoretical, never-to-be-built perpetual motion device, there is no other "free energy." So stop trying to sound like a fucking genius D3V.

Fuck, if the U.S. gets invaded or something, I'm grabbing a rifle and just hiding out in an abandoned building and shooting every mother fucking invader I see until I'm shot.

Good luck.

I plan on becoming Lord Necros, lord of the underworld.

Actually. Back then I had probably about 100 different sketches all involving different variances and magnetic pulls per each scale that I had drawn figuring something would finally have something that could perpetually spin itself upon a spindle, or some sort of pivot, but I never could get a sketch from paper into a model, on the scales that I had drawn.

talkin about this i have a engine design that runs totally off of the elements that go into water so in terms it produces no side efect to the enviroment its toatly clean will put piciture later

I will shit myself if this "design" shows even a speck of intelligent or informed thought.

I second that shit.

Quickly jot down the elements that make water jamer.

I learned about free energy from Dexter's Laboratory...

If something is spinning, there is friction involved which prevents the existence of a perpetual motion device.

Not when the spinning is being pushed. Take a pinwheel shape that is perfectly round on the outer edges, place high powered magnets on them, place polarized ends oppositely all the way around it, each at a percision like angle, and watch the device spin amongst itself, the pinwell then turns into a turbine which spools a turbo like device and then creates PSI.

I've pretty much given up on a device, for now atleast, I figure we can harness the Earth's energy for now and make due.

I'll help him:

2 atoms of hydrogen
1 atom of oxygen

Don't you think someone would have done it by now?

That's my thinking. If it's really so simple and yet so complex, it would've been done by now.

The only way I could see coming close is to just convert the friction(heat(energy))) to a useable form to continue to power the device. Likely, you would have to have a long chain of "energy renewing" devices, and even then, you'd never reach full 100% efficiency.

That's the only reason why I dropped it, because as you say it would never be 100% efficieny which is the entire point. I really keep coming back to the argument that the only way to obtain free energy is to work towards harnessing our planet's energy in more than one fashion. Hmph.

Is anything 100% efficient?

Nope. That's what you would need to create to actually have free energy.

Looks like God's plan for you was a pretty bad one. God is such a fuck up.

Fuckin' pud. Fuckin PUD, FUCKIN PUDS!

wait what

I wonder what God made me for... :confused:

Even though the scientific laws we have now won't allow perpetual motion, doesn't mean it can't be achieved. Laws can always be rewritten

Yeah but not by Jamer.

True enough! :eek:

Do humans count as perpetual motion, or does the fact we eat/sleep make us not?
If we aren't, then I really don't think there is a way...

No we die. Perpetuation means forever. It's all about magnetical fields.

Tell me more about these "magnetical" fields.

Under agreement, I cannot violate my gag order.

What a gag order might look like:

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Is that Sam!? :eek:
Hi Saaaaammm!! :grin:

I know her. ;)