The true story of 'The1'
 

Cold Fusion! Damnit! It was Pons and Fleishman I tell you, they stabbed him!

The1 was a pathetic excuse for a human. I truely, full-heartidly hope he trips over a manhole and a car slaughters his carcus all over a busy intersection pavement. :)

Robotic Silence: He came to the damn forum and will be assassinated in...
Robotic Silence: 17 minutes and 43 seconds


Robotic Silence: He must have spent some time as a secret agent in a redneck environment, picking up all the awful slang and it's overuse...

Robotic Silence: Somehow this was imbedded in his mind

Robotic Silence: And it's all he could remember from the memories he had once they had been transferred to the new brain

drtypsstst: lol

Robotic Silence: And so all he knew of the language was a long series of vulgar and unfunny remarks that had almost no relevance to anything.

Robotic Silence: He was imbued with artificial internet knowledge when he was forced to watch The Matrix repeatedly ( go some A Clockwork Orange for details on the process ) and came up with the awful internetized nickname "The1"

I pretty much thought he reminded me of Julias Ceasar *tried to be a hero* and got taken out by the mods!! hehe

sum 1 help me with my damn sig i need a host where i can link off it

funny

I was reading a couple subjects on this kid it's like u guys took it hard on him. How did it acually all start was he always a bitch talker to admins?

His first thread was called "Hi I'm new to the forums hi all" or something... he got banned on his first day.

he had 114 posts in 1 day? he had to be very active! yes fixed my signature wat u guys think i made it in 5 mins.

I think you are The1. You spelled "acually" the exact same way in a PM The1 sent me today....

Well alot of dude's have the same ip im serious man like cable their's roger.wilco its a hostmask and 1 million has it so are hostmask might be simlar but we arent the same.



?? Dude i am not The1 that kid is a god damn joke to the society of zelaron. I wouldnt do the bullshit that he has done and i am alot more mature brndas04 = My city all the people with cable here has that ip. to answser ur question.

There are just too many coincidental similarities...

I got asked by a well known guy eX-mania to join these forums. He found me in diabloii.net forums and thought i would be good for zelaron so he invited me to use the zelaron forum i think its pretty great to be asked to join such a nice forum.

We aren't as stupid as some assume.

Well if you think i am this so called The1??

I do not beleive with ur thoughts cuz i can proove my ip is alot like others on here.... ill even proove. and that The1 got mast/hosk banned he wont be on forawhile sup mod ex-mania said.

How can you prove it?

Funny both their names are "curtis"

EetMorTacoz wow tight signature did u make it.. wish i had 1 like that, think u can make me 1 kinda like that cuz im not that good at making sigs yet

Don't ask DFD for one, he is too busy to make one, evidently...

Who is DFD? I don't know any 1 on here u gotta use account names man.

DaFrigginDoctah

IM THE1!!! MY NAME IS CURTIS O_O

oh sounds like a cool guy.

Lies.

....Just by saying that, you have unquestionably shown to us that you are 'The1'. Nobody in their right mind would say "Oh sounds like a cool guy" without being that guy himself.

Good point.

No i was saying DFD sounds like a cool guy!! look befour that tietus says DOCTAH and i say sounds like a cool guy but another guy posted after man.

Interesting...

All you have to do is click the quote button...

ok man :P thanx

The1 sucks, plain and simple. He came here, introduced himself nicely, acted like a lying jackass, got banned, end of story.

[OT]Thanks for the high praise on sig-making. ^.^ And Titusfied was correct, I am not even home and wont be for a few days at least (For those of you that know the story, I found a place to stay at for a while), and the only programs I have on this pc is MSPaint. Err, I made Gsus' sig, my sig, and !K_A!'s sig on this forum. I will make you one when I get "home", though. :)[/OT]

Edit:

Doh, silly me... Forgot the [/OT] "tag".

Thanx man ill appreciate u making me 1 sumtime k.

Man im gone a few days and all sorts of shit happens... who is this tool THE ONE? Can someone tell me what happend?

The1 is som1 that u would never wanna meet very scary didnt u see the movie The1 JET LI beware

i would have such a damn awsom sig if i knew how to implement a picture in there :(

msg me zaggon its ez

Id liek to know as well if you dont mind.

Basically you first host your picture in a site which allows remote linking, and then you put [img]www.youhost.com/yourimage.jpg[/img] under User CP, Edit Profile, Sig (there's a box...)

Oh and remember get a good host some host's only allow certain amount of usages and like 10 posts = ur sig wont show anymore so get a good 1.:rolleyes:

Damn man!!!!! why dont Zelaron just make it like the avatar. That shit was easy. Click, pic, click. I think ill just leave it how it is.