Genuine wonder
 

Why does life always seem so much better after taking a shower?! :grin:

Because taking a shower is boring, and after you get out everything seems interesting?

It depends what you are doing in the shower I guess...

You guys are just determined to make me look completely crazy, aren't you?

You aren’t crazy. A lot of people masturbate in the shower.

Doing nothing in the shower but taking a shower, lol.

I feel great when I get out of the shower.

i feel really cold because i take hot showers and when i go into the cold air i freeze

I take cold showers, so everything feels warm.

I'm with tokill.ace.

Sometimes I even fall asleep in the shower; it's a wonder I've never drown.

you can't masturbate while standing up! Its almost impossible!

Fucking really.

Wait, my pepe is only 1.2 inches long!

ATHF commercials are on!!!

Masturbating is a sport..... :rolleyes:

I can see it now. Professional masturbating.

Masturbating is a sport? Haha, bathroom sports..... "Don't Drop The Soap"

The opposite of "Hot Potato"...

Fuck you guys for turning my thread into a big gay-joke.

Anyone have those sticky mats in there bathtub that supposedly prevent you from slipping in the shower..Cause I was taking a shower once and I slipped on the stupid thing and whacked my head on the faucet. It sucked..

Uh, you feel refreshed... clean... and... showers wake you up. Only way I go to school is by taking a shower.

Who can get it off the fastest?

I heard you could in 5 seconds with a pic of DanXIII's girlfriend.