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JRwakebord 2004-10-29 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raziel
Rebel, you need Icy Hot. It's a pain relief gel you can buy in the supermarket. Upon contact, it heats up your flesh and numbs it at the same time. On an area of your body as sensitive as your sack, it would hurt like crazy.

Yah, I would know. Trust me, it SUCKS.

I was putting it on my quads after a rather brutal cross country race and I managed to get some on my sack. I ended up running into the shower with my clothes on trying to get the pain to stop. It burns like no other.

kockblocker1 2004-10-29 02:00 PM

Why don't you try something like this:

http://www.penismightier.com/eod/bodyslam.wmv

Looks like they are having oodles of fun. You can too!

PureRebel 2004-10-29 06:27 PM

omfg.. those dudes r even dumber than me, theres no way im doing that..

i ahve another idea!

the human catapult, where me and my friends build a big catapult, and shoot me out of it, in2 the river near my house

JRwakebord 2004-10-29 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureRebel
omfg.. those dudes r even dumber than me, theres no way im doing that..

i ahve another idea!

the human catapult, where me and my friends build a big catapult, and shoot me out of it, in2 the river near my house

And they are dumber than you HOW???

Vollstrecker 2004-10-29 11:25 PM

Do it into a pit of mud. A river is nothing exciting.

PureRebel 2004-10-29 11:29 PM

the only pit of mud we have near my house is a quarry which is almos dried up, its just all soft thick plates of mud, with all mud under it, but theres 1 bad thing, there is all barbed wire thru it :S

Vollstrecker 2004-10-29 11:31 PM

Omg!!1111 Babrd Wier 4 Teh Win!!1111

PureRebel 2004-10-29 11:56 PM

i dunno bout this man.. coz if i puncture my nuts i wont know who to blame.. or if i get it wrapped around em and i drown in teh mud!!!elleven

Demosthenes 2004-10-30 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureRebel
i dunno bout this man.. coz if i puncture my nuts i wont know who to blame.. or if i get it wrapped around em and i drown in teh mud!!!elleven

If you puncture your nuts doing something stupid then you'll be to "blame."

PureRebel 2004-10-30 12:43 AM

but...but...but.... damn u!


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