He's been one for a while.

It's just a precaution. In the event that one day, in the distant future, I have something extremely important to convey to all of you, I have the ability.

Precisely. Grace us with your information, wizard.

Grav you make a solid point, but short of a Douglass Adams book, nothing in writing has made me laugh more than Raziel's posts.

A picture may be worth a thousand words or whatever, but I'm pretty sure a video clip is only worth a few hundred. I'm sure that a video clip of a kid riding his bike into a lake and breaking his arm can be conveyed in a single Raziel flame.

An average film has about ~60 frames per second. So let's say the clip of descent takes 10 seconds, that's 60 ... mulitply the zeroes.. move the 1... drop the last two digits... move the decimal 3 spaces.. about 841,000 words. I doubt even Raziel, the master of long winded replies, could handle that.

I believe Ouroboros carries the title of master of long winded replies.

That's the worst math I've ever seen. I doubt one frame is worth 1 word. Plus, if you saw the film on the internet, most online films are less than 30 frame per second.

Go to the new one... This is closed.