and will you be sharing that with us today??

Of course...


...Not!

My uncle got caught selling sex toys on the internet.

Big deal, my uncle owns a Taco Bell

PWN!

:( You win.

My uncle got caught soliciting a prostitute. His wife had to bail him out.

is that illigal in the U.S. ??

how do you go about selling YOUR old porn then?? ebay?? i think not

My uncle went to jail for selling drugs in the 70's...

Heh. Drugs. Almost everyone in my family has done drugs at one point. Save for my cousins, my sisters and I. And my mom.

My family sucks. Except for one of my uncles. He's lets me smoke bud sometimes at his house when I go (I can't now 'cause my dad and him got into a little disagreement :(). I can always get stoned at school :D.

LEGALIZE WEED!

I had a friend whose father was arrested for molesting a little boy. Needless to say that my friend was very scared after that and no one would bail out his dad. In fact his dad is still in jail. Very good thing too.

The government CAN legalize weed but they'd have to illegalize beer. Dunno, they just don't want 2 things that can fuck you up legal.

Weed is less harmful than alcohol.

For the longest time my aunt wouldn't let me around my cousins because she thought I was going to hit on them.

usually the guy would hit on the girl........i guess you ARE weird...j/k :-P

Well, that's the think about being Bi-curious, yanno. I'll hit on girls too. ;)

I'll just never hit on family members, which my aunt fails to see. Prejudice bitch...

All of you would love to have me around because I'm a candid, sarcastic asshole.

Zing! Sarcastic little twit bastards are the funniest people.

but wait, what about if one of your relatives is as hot as one of those in the porn industry!!! One of the most finest asian chick EVER, i mean a usual asian chick would have no "racks" but DAM this chick had 100 percent natural stuff!!! ass and everything; you can say she can make ANY girl turn lezbo looking at her.....

i had my chance. but for some reason, someone said no. Now she is 21, lost the body and has 4 kids. :-( i think i still have a photo of her............yes i know my family sucks