iS THE weed in you?

No.

I am not.

/cheer?

More like /golfclap

I eat premature polar bear fetuses sometimes...

Any sauce?

Sweet Baby Ray's!

I always imagine that the eagle in ditus's signature is saying the posts. And he's disappointed in K_A for being on the weed.

Don't talk back to me.

Lunatics!

INCEST!

Er...

INSANE!

in the membrane.

Crazy insane, got no brain!

I'm confused

You're confused
You're gonna lose
Shouldn't of hit snooze
Now you need some Mountain Dews

Keep postin wakeboard
Your posts won't be ignored
Confused you say?
Ignorance is bliss...


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I have no idea why I just freestyled again.

fuck me

No thanks, you're not my type

JR, do you remember the night we made love? You threw me on the bed, and as you leaned to dominate me you took the same stance as Captain Obvious. You told me that the only lover you ever needed was me. That we would never be apart. I wept as I took "Cap'n O" in my mouth, but you said it was the only way to please you. I did things for you and to you that tainted me eternally in the eyes of our Lord. I gave you everything.

Then in the morning you said you had to go to breakfast with your mom. But that was a lie. I know. Because you drove straight home. You didn't know I installed google latitude on your phone, did you?

You won't even return my calls. I know you just press the ignore button. When I'm outside your window I see you do it. I see everything you do. You pretend I don't exist. But you still kept the scarf I gave you. I know you still love me.

Did you forget what you said to me that night?

Because I remember.











I remember.

I just got a broner.

I just got a pineapple.

Ooooo, baby. Details plz.

Da fuck did you get that from?

It's probably wisest not to ask...

KJ's sig.

Best. Post. Ever.

gay parade.

Where?!

gg .

I'm the Grand Marshall

Sergeant Pepper?

lol! That's hilarious.