Correct!


I second the motion.

and i third that motion

Motion passed!

Out next item is the parole of a Mr. Clause.

Santa, why do you believe you deserve parole? Are you sorry for your crime?

What did he do? Why, he raped Rudolph!

And an elf, too.

It's not wise to upset a dentist.

They have power damn you!

Upset a dentist and they may give you Mercury fillings, and slowly poison you to death!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AND FRANCE BURNS!

I wonder how good the French teeth are...they all smoke, so, not too good I guess.

Can you see the smoke from where you are?

If not, you should go over and help burn shit.

I'm 500 miles from the Channel! Of course I can't!

Though during WWII all the explosions could be heard over here, they were so load. Especially during the Somme. There was a lot of smoke then... :(

Anyway, they don't need help. The French cars spontaneously combust they're so bad.

Oh look a Peugot...wait, a pile of Peugot.

Peugots suck ass.

Peugots, Citreons...they're all French.

SOme of you will know of Top Gear. They did a survey recently. 10 of the bottom 13 cars (out of about 200) were French. They failed in every single category.

The Japs won the top 3.

Top Gear rocks.

So where's this pic?

It's on my computer. Muaha. Unless anybody else saved it, you're not seeing it again.

Why is this thread still in Gen Con? What is this thread?

It's about how his sister is smokin'!

and we want to see

there, bitch.

Whoa, you dated your sister? Zelaron's members are getting too weird. :(

That's what I've been saying ever since this happened! Sick fucks! :(

Whoops.

I've never been high... And I'm doing great in life. =)

Just tell him you didn't like it, and want your scrilla back, yo.

Hey, his siter's pretty freaking hot. It'd be difficult to resist that type of body.

You did pills, I can clearly remember you talking to me about it on AIM a long while ago.

I forget which one of you motherfuckers said that picture was my sister in the first place.

Was it YOU, mjordan2nd?

You got something against NEGROS, fool?

Yes.

Wait, was that directed at me?

I dont think it was me. I think I thought about doing vicadin once but I never did it.

That's for little girls. I drink bleach just to loosen up.

hahahah this thread is awesome. I really want to see this pic tho

Chugging motor oil is good for a sore throat.

It's extremely good for a sore throat...so good in fact that it's fatal.

At least it cuts down on doctor's bills.

And distinguishes the men from the boys

I do believe it was.

And the dead from the living

Thanks for stating the obvious.

Heathen! Black Jesus betrayed me!!!

Sooo cough it up or else you'll be betraying all of us, because two wrongs don't make a right god damnit!

While we're on the subject of unappetizing drinks, Bacardi 151 tastes like gasoline when you drink it straight.

B151 is fucking evil. I've seen men ruin their lives on 151.

Best example: this kid who I knew from school but didn't really know spilled his entire guts... in amazing ways. The best part was when he was talking to this girl at the party. "I try to sit behind you in every class we have... I watch you play with your hair, did you know it has little red specks in it? It's very amazing hair.. you're so beautiful.." to which everyone around gets seriously freaked out, especially her. And she goes and sucks my friend's dick in another tent, and I fall on them in the process. Hahahaha, good times!