dig for gold! DIG FOR GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD!

if I said chickens were the coolest animals on the planet, would someone give me....say....$10?

chickens are totally uncool. they are birds with wings on wings on them but cant even fly, no wonder they are being eaten all the time. they are almost even worst then being penguins! :eek:

man, go have a look in the WRT. I must have posted the word chicken 10000 times

chickens used to be able to fly......wild chickens....its just people domesticated them, and bred em for being fat and having lots of meat so now they cant fly

Dammit, chickens and their meat on their bonesss soo good...

I want chicken!

I had chicken for dinner......lemon chicken.....it was great!

what are u talkin about? the coolest animals on the planet are platypuses

no, its the sloth......I aspire to be like a sloth, one day....sleeping 20 hours, having moss grow on me.....

nah man it's either a hippo, polar bear, or a giraff :)

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lol thats the most:gaypst: ive seen all day

So did I. I had Chicken sishk-abob

i had.... cereal. cuz im a lazy bastard

yeah well, i haven't eaten in three days, so I WIN!

oh yeah, i hope some of you at least remember me a little bit. i just ghot back from a trip to japan. it was awesome.

i remember your sig..

Back on topic,

Its tottaly stupid to claim worlds funniest joke, How the hell do they get off doing that, what a gay as company id sue there asses for trying to say somethings the funniest joke...

Yeah, Ok its the funniest joke when u ask the worlds AVERAGE PERSON if it was funny, THe worlds average person is poor and has an iq less then every person on zelaron (Taco?...maybe not)... Anyway, they need to have funniest joke based on REGION/IQ/Type of person/etc/etc which is Tottally impossible as nobodys sence of humor matches the other 100%. You cant claim its the WORLDS funniest, they diddnt even poll 99% of EVERY OTHER FUCKING COUNTRY. Thats like fucking saying "Coca Cola is the worlds favorite soda because everyone that drinks coca cola says so" Or "UGC is the worlds best forum because we asked everyone at ugc what the worlds best forum is and they said it was ugc"

Those people are just damn idiots they need to be shown some of the sence of humor I would laugh at hit in the face by something funny like... Hit them in the face with a random shovel or possibly a food of some sort unexpectdly at there mothers funeral. grrrrr

That was so not funny... Who the hell would think thats funny...

Not me thats forsure..

Mmhmm

yah, it def wasnt funny

maybe they excluded dirty jokes from their survey? but I can still think of plenty of non dirtuy jokes that are funnier