0 - 4 Damage
Hit causes player to talk with a lisp
10% chance of getting caught with Deckard Cain behind Charsi's place

Yea, I got the deckard cain one about 5 times.
I bet that's all the item generator maker could think about at that day he made it :)

LoL i like my ugly maiden idea

Tube of Treason

0 - 4 Damage
-30 to all skills
Post made on forums describing your mastrubation habits
Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear

I had that "post and newsletter" thing on another item, but not the -30 to all skills. That's hilarious.

lol masturbation

ROFL, man that's hilarious :D

hehe any other ones?

Nylon Gimp Mask of A Small Man
0 - 4 Damage
-3 to coolness
Summons a small man to follow you around

HEHHE i wish

Guilty Arkansas Toothpick
45 - 89 Damage
30% chance monsters will apologize for hurting player

Mediocre Ring
50 - 100 Damage
Party members will call item..."ok

LoL i thought this one was funny. ehhehe. seeing as how my uncle is a dentist.
Dentist's Ladle of the Heavens
0 - 4 Damage
+6 pain tolerance
+3 to harp playing skills

Just to let u know this is a set item!!! lol

75 - 80 Damage
+5 to Meph running skills
98% chance will let Lazurus and Dark-Melon borrow item
Predicts the future
Player cannot run

A RARE!
110 - 230 Damage
Item belongs to Dan
Causes player to sneeze
-30% to skin irritation
30% chance to rip someone off
50% chance item is duped
10% chance of getting trade hacked

this is just cruel and unusual. well im getting bored of this now. so this is my last one.

Diseased Pig Sticker
0 - 900 Damage
Player contracts Anthrax
hehehehee ANTHRAX

Hehe Anthrax :evil:

yeh thats why i thought it was funny

:P your da funny man and omg 20 posts already :P

Moderators aren't supposed to flame everyone whenever they get an oppertunity to ;)

sorry master ill go back to slavery :P