He reminds me of a much creepier version of Jon Lovitz.


PS: And I love how the river of beer is called Krautlager River... haha!

Don't lie we forgive you, maybe next time when you and your boyfriend are in the WWN mention zel? ^_^

Heh. If I have one when there's a mention, sure. I'll talk about how magical Zelaron is with all the rainbows and the skittles and the watermelon patches...

Actually, that's true. There are companies that will take parts of dead bodies, or the ashes of a dead person and use a machine to turn it into a dimond or a gem stone.

There's a local company that does it to pets. :)

Yeah, I read that too. That's probably the only semi-real thing they've ever posted.

Completely true. Not only semi-true.

They do it by putting the ahses under immense heat and pressure inside the machine.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...UK%7CcountryGB

It's gotta be true too...the BBC have done an article on it! *ghostly "woooooooh" noise thingy*

If you really think about it, it could work. Thats how rocks are actually made, just add 5 million years.

Maybe they should try it with plants and shit and make crude oil =\

Doesn't it take... you know... millions of years of heat and pressure to turn something into a diamond. How would they do it so quickly?

Those machines must have to be extremely strong to be able to form, and take that much pressure.

Just imagine what would happen if they weren't...

KA-BOOM!!!

No, the last thing we want is are more fossil fuels. I'm not one of those crazy hippies, but fossil fuels are really fucking up the ice caps.