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Mantralord 2005-08-23 02:29 PM

Ooh, I've got a thing of wax...I saw it on Queer Eye and I decided to buy some for me because I'm deliciously sexy!

By the way Raziel: :=

Jamesadin 2005-08-23 03:24 PM

You look like my cousin... only with longer hair... and he lives in Winnipeg.

Raziel 2005-08-23 03:36 PM

He looks like Richie, the original guitarist for my old band...with longer hair.

slaynish 2005-08-23 03:39 PM

Beeswax stays in for 1-2 days, wash it or not.
Emlers Glue stays in for 1 full day, and 2 if u dont wash it, clear only plz or u will flake.
Rubber cement stays in for 3-4 days, even if u wash it. Its fucking crazy man.

Raziel 2005-08-23 03:42 PM

PVC cement stays in forever. I know, because I got some stuck in my goatee a month ago and had to shave it off!

Mantralord 2005-08-23 05:25 PM

Hey Raziel I make your wildest dreams come true!! As long as those dreams don't involve any self-agrandizing or self-serving rhetoric directed at me. Ha, that beats any witty comeback you may have against me making your wildest dreams come true!

Actually nevermind, just ignore this post.

Raziel 2005-08-23 10:28 PM

My wildest dream involves Patton Oswalt sodomizing Gerard Depardieu with a life-size replica of Han Solo encased in carbonite. Can you fulfill that one?

Mantralord 2005-08-24 09:19 AM

Why not encased in PVC?

Raziel 2005-08-25 11:42 PM

Because PVC cement fucking stinks.

Mantralord 2005-08-25 11:47 PM

Oh Raziel, you're such a cosmopolitan! <3

Raziel 2005-08-25 11:50 PM

Yep. I only murder classy hookers.

JRwakebord 2005-08-26 08:16 AM

Like Julia Roberts.

pr0xy 2005-08-26 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JRwakebord
Like Julia Roberts.

Pretty woman, walkin down the streeeeet.
Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meeeeet.

Grav 2005-08-26 01:07 PM

I don't think I've ever used hair gel in my life. People think I do though, because my hair makes weird shapes and patterns. Like anime hair. Bleh.

Lenny 2005-08-26 01:43 PM

Bed hair...the story of my life.

Grav 2005-08-26 02:17 PM

I'm not even talking about "bed hair." For me, bed hair is a white afro.

I was recently referred to as "90's action hero haircut."

Lenny 2005-08-26 04:27 PM

Anime hair looks like bed hair...if viewed from a certain angle.

The problem with bed hair, is, no mnatter how short your hair is, yo still get it. I know guys with comb overs with terrible bed hair.

Thanatos 2005-08-27 09:23 AM

Not true. I don't get bed hair because my hair is barely there.

Lenny 2005-08-27 12:35 PM

Then you're one of the few people with a natural immunity to bed hair.


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