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Ooh, I've got a thing of wax...I saw it on Queer Eye and I decided to buy some for me because I'm deliciously sexy!
By the way Raziel: := |
You look like my cousin... only with longer hair... and he lives in Winnipeg.
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He looks like Richie, the original guitarist for my old band...with longer hair.
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Beeswax stays in for 1-2 days, wash it or not.
Emlers Glue stays in for 1 full day, and 2 if u dont wash it, clear only plz or u will flake. Rubber cement stays in for 3-4 days, even if u wash it. Its fucking crazy man. |
PVC cement stays in forever. I know, because I got some stuck in my goatee a month ago and had to shave it off!
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Hey Raziel I make your wildest dreams come true!! As long as those dreams don't involve any self-agrandizing or self-serving rhetoric directed at me. Ha, that beats any witty comeback you may have against me making your wildest dreams come true!
Actually nevermind, just ignore this post. |
My wildest dream involves Patton Oswalt sodomizing Gerard Depardieu with a life-size replica of Han Solo encased in carbonite. Can you fulfill that one?
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Why not encased in PVC?
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Because PVC cement fucking stinks.
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Oh Raziel, you're such a cosmopolitan! <3
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Yep. I only murder classy hookers.
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Like Julia Roberts.
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Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meeeeet. |
I don't think I've ever used hair gel in my life. People think I do though, because my hair makes weird shapes and patterns. Like anime hair. Bleh.
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Bed hair...the story of my life.
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I'm not even talking about "bed hair." For me, bed hair is a white afro.
I was recently referred to as "90's action hero haircut." |
Anime hair looks like bed hair...if viewed from a certain angle.
The problem with bed hair, is, no mnatter how short your hair is, yo still get it. I know guys with comb overs with terrible bed hair. |
Not true. I don't get bed hair because my hair is barely there.
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Then you're one of the few people with a natural immunity to bed hair.
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