There was a competition on a british/japanese gameshow called "BANZI!" to see which of 3 guys could get get if off the fastest. That show was so fucked up...

Why were you watching it then? That is just vulgar.

Dude... I would destroy anyone in the world at a masturbation contest, I am badass at masturbating.





Boner












BOWENR

Now I'm jealous.. :(

Wait, no I'm not.

Boner.

Fuck you homos.

All of you should be ashamed; fuck this thread.

No, fuck them for ruining my thread.

Die.

Because taking a shower is relaxing, and rejuvinating. It massages your shoulders with the superb droplets spraying time and time again onto your body. You can feel the rush of goodness with the everlasting life in the water rushing the bad deeds and toublesome thoughts off and out of your body.

In retrospective...Showers are teh shiznit.

Your thread was doomed sinced the beginning of time.

So harsh, yet so true.

Well, you posted it in Zelaron, what else did you expect?

......Oh, BBBUURRRNNN!!!

Showers just make me feel clean. Like a literal cleansing of my conscious and soul, so to say. It just feels good.

The hot water is so enticing...

*Porno music starts playing* I just love a good shower... Don't you fellas? Ohhhh yeahhh.. showers make me soo..... randy.

Like being born again.

You called?