That's a conspiracy I tell you! Or, the truth..

You're a conspiracy.

Yea that didn't make any sense, but like what the hell, it's the chat room

Our school cop is too fat to do anything. Poor guy.

we dont have a school cop, all we got is a bunch of wound-up-too-tight teachers that will give u detentions for talking(this is middleschool)

We had a guy that would cruise around in his Volkswagon. He was missing a finger. We called him "Four Fingers". Aren't we clever?

I would have called him The Cop That Has A Missing Finger, so yes, you are clever.

They have school security for like checking the parking lot and making sure no1 leaves w/o off campus pass for lunch, its like a 70 year old guy, all they give him is a bike........how the fuck is he supposed to stop anyone from elaving? i dont have the pass but i always leave with my friends, we pass right besides hima nd he waves at us.....roflcopter

Our school cop is a lesbian

Is there some quota for lesbian school cops? Jesus christ.

I think our principle is a lesbian too

Ours is a softspoken nancy boy, our old councelor was an alcoholic, our chemistry teacher is a pedophile, and I'm pretty sure the girls PE teacher has a penis. That should give you an idea of just how fucking weird this town/school is.

And you're from that school... RUN

Godzilla! Meh, I'm one of the few normal people from this town. The fact that I'm considered normal says quite a bit about the strangeness of the "people" that surround me.

As for the school idea, it won't really work. Many people repeat a grade every year, and I've noticed that teachers will not comment on this, my guess being that they don't want to draw attention to the dumbasses.

On top of that, many teachers don't even ask if they missed anyone on their roll call. And if they do, they'll just tell you that you're not on the list and that you're probably in the wrong class.

Mantralord Corp, "Where ruining ideas is just half the battle. The other half is gravy."

Actually, it's required in my school that you ask "Is there anyone I didn't call?" and if you had good enough grades like my friends did, than the teachers would question their return to the school.

Fuck Mantralord Corp.

Dude.

Mantralord Corp is leeter than your house, and life.

GG

Slaynish, yes I realize you wish you could be mantra's little cuban lover, but I don't think it's safe to publicly announce it. Do you?

OOH MY LITTLE CUBAN LOVER!! MANTRA = AROUSED!

That was the point.

My 8th grade PE Teacher was very sexist, but not lesbian. We had like constant bets at lunch if she would dress lesbian or be lesbian or something because she was also a LL (Lunch Lady, some1 who patrols around every table acting like she knows you are smuggling drugs).

As for the idea, yeah, that would be one of the funniest and oddest experiences anyone could .. experience in their life during high school.