God is a cover created by aliens to destroy humanity.

Once upon a time there was a person who saw a UFO. That UFO picked the guy up and the aliens in it inserted a chip into his brain with the all the basic religious info in it. He was then told by the aliens that he had to tell this story to as many people he could, or they would come back and anal probe him instead. Tada! couple of thousand years later humanity is destroying itself over this story...this is the truth, no discussion possible.

Q&A
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Q-Why would aliens pick such a long and hard way to destroy humanity?
A-Well dumbass, aliens are immortal and very cruel. they get a hard on from torturing us such a hella long time.

Q-Are those aliens still on earth?
A-http://www.ebaumsworld.com/michaeljacksonmug.jpg

Q-When will humanity be completely destroyed?
A-I dont fucking know, dont ask me bitch.

Q-you wanna end this fucking post already?
A-Yes that would be a good plan indeed.

Also for your friend about the parent thing again tell him god might be sending him a test (hes passed most of it i believe exscept for the faith) Anyhow i cant think of any real life things except for triple X which the government test the criminal like 3 to 4 times to make sure he was a good agent and wouldnt double cross them (Such as the part when he was locked in the cuban drug lord building) But I dont think of them as tests now that i think about it if you think it thoroughly its more like a faith builder if you pass it your faith goes up if u fail less faith etc.

LOL your answers are very funny and much like the bible could be a story (I like to explore all the options ) But tell me this, where the crap did the aliens come from even if we were created they have the same god.
Hmm that brings an weird idea about the big bang wow ill bring it up later its not important now.
Anyhow all your answers are irrelevent, I would like to know some ideas of some real reason you think god is false and that aliens are planning to take over the earth. Also for the way so many people use god created us and the big bang or apes doesnt make sense. For one thing they are useing a fictionous story half what they know and the other half what they dont mixed with what they heard which is also fiction. Second they dont have the brain capacity to think outside the box so they use the same excuse as everyone else which when the try not to make that same quote cliche. It ends up still meaning the same thing. Second on the guy above somewhere i dont feel like goi back he said that my post didnt make sense. I said use other things besides the bible and faith to back up your story there are a shitload of analogies in real life you could campare to god just dont think of the obvious things. Yes every god anyone has is perfect dont use it. Second of course god can control time dont use it. Compare realistic things with our father.

i think noone will ever have proof that god exists, but you just have to believe, or you can choose not to, i think humans may be a little too intelligent and were thinking too hard, but then again, i might not be making any sense

Joe Pesci is God.

Wasn't that a George Carlin bit? Or have I been smoking too much crack again?

Run and go get your bodyguard!