actually, he's a pretty cool guy...just sometimes he can be stupid.

titus was refering to the idiot that shoved lobsters into his pants.

at least this is one moron that cant reproduce.

The happiness rating of the world has gone up 2 points due to that fact. ^_^

Dude, lobster is fucking expensive.

Yeah. I bought 2 a while back, and cost me like $30.

I guess it was worth it to make teh Abby happy... :weird:

Lobster is expensive, but stealing them is just stupid. There's other food in the world that is a lot less harmful to stick in your pants. :P

Funny articles....both of them.

They remind me of a crime committed not far from me where a guy tried to rip off an ATM and so he wrapped a chain around the machine and secured the end of it to the bumper of his car. When he hit the accelerator, instead of opening the ATM, it removed the bumper of his car. In panic, he left the scene of the crime. Police found his bumper complete with license plate, and, well...its wasn't hard to figure out from there.

lol...guess they can't all be Lex Luthors.

-frick