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Jessifer 2003-12-13 08:50 PM

Just because I have a virgin body doesn't mean I have a virgin mind. ;)

RoboticSilence 2003-12-14 02:51 AM

One word: "Bananas"

Thanatos 2003-12-14 12:52 PM

...Man, that was unexpected.

undeadzombieguy 2003-12-14 01:55 PM

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Sovereign 2003-12-14 02:00 PM

Wow, that is fucked up.

KagomJack 2003-12-14 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undeadzombieguy
I got a wierd family too...sorta...

my mothers aunt has this thing with being greedy. She tried to take the complete herritige when my mother grandma died and stole money out of my grandma's purse :P
her husband helped her with almost everything (she also had some kind of sickness)
then suddenly the husband dies, he fell of the roof of there house while fixing something. the aunt said she didnt hear anything, BUT she was sitting in the living room 10 meters away and the guy was like 120 kg and fell on a bike, U know that GOTTA make some noise. Then a week after he died, my grandma discovered that they had just closed(dont really know how to say this)off a life insurance on the husband a month earlier...

this all sounds to suspicious to us, and we actually think she killed m for the money :P

whoa, that's sick. Worse than my cousin's mom keeping him for money. He's mentally retarded and gets a $900 check each week (or month, I forgot which). His mother took all the money and rarely gave him any. She also wouldn't allow him to do anything like cook, talk on the phone, and she wouldn't clean his room. She mistreated him all the time, but now he's safe.

Kuja 2003-12-14 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoboticSilence
One word: "Keyboard"


Jessifer 2003-12-14 04:46 PM

Yeah. That is indeed strange. My sister-in-law has sticky fingers. She stole over $500 in coins alone from my dad. And forged a check from her own father for $600.

KagomJack 2003-12-14 05:19 PM

wow, seems almost everyone has a slick evil bastard in the family.

!King_Amazon! 2003-12-14 05:21 PM

My uncle robbed a bunch of banks and then hung himself in jail.

KagomJack 2003-12-14 05:31 PM

wow...and i thought I had a fucked up family member...O_o o_O

Jessifer 2003-12-14 06:57 PM

My aunt is highly prejudice to blacks and gays, although she tries to deny it.

Hades-Knight 2003-12-14 07:14 PM

I cant sya that of my family, since nobody has any money to steal from........only weird thign that happens is someone getting stabbed from time to time..

Jessifer 2003-12-14 08:48 PM

Ouch. My uncle recently got his foot crushed between two forklifts.

KagomJack 2003-12-15 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hades-Knight
I cant sya that of my family, since nobody has any money to steal from........only weird thign that happens is someone getting stabbed from time to time..

wow...that IS weird...

J_iceman 2003-12-15 11:03 PM

dont get any ideas O_o

Kuja 2003-12-15 11:09 PM

*Stab previous poster*

Jessifer 2003-12-16 10:28 AM

My cousin got me to write a lesbian porn story once. In fact, she insisted, and wouldn't leave me alone until I finished.

Though I never did finish. She stopped talking to me soon after for unknown reasons.

Zazu 2003-12-16 12:13 PM

I have an interesting fam

Jessifer 2003-12-16 04:24 PM

Is that so?


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