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Kuja 2003-10-02 03:51 AM

Jump off a plane. Most ppl die before they reach the ground.

Eddie_Perez 2003-10-02 03:53 AM

Only if you're at extreme altitudes... or do you mean from the fear? Or maybe you hit a fly at 200mph and it goes right into your brain!!>>!>>!>!>!

Sqrl 2003-10-02 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncapped
Jump off a bridge. The second you hit the ground you're dead, so it will cause no pain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeal311
What if you lived? I do believe that would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch.

If you live then it's attempted suicide, not suicide. So wheter or not it's painful if you survive is irrelevant to the question at hand. =)

As for painless suicides, what about injecting air into the blood stream? I know it kills you quickly, but is it painful at all?

A guilotine (spelling?) probably isn't too painful at all, since it's somewhat quick and severs your head starting at the back where the spinal column is. =D

Kuja 2003-10-02 04:40 AM

There a few way you can die from jumping of a plane before you hit the ground.
Fear,Lung explosion(2 much air entering) or hitting a plane.

Note: there probably some other way. :)

platnum 2003-10-02 04:47 AM

maybe you coul dbe in a close chamber with a limited amount of oxygen, when the oxygen gets low you get sleepy i think, then your gone.

Apoq 2003-10-02 05:13 AM

ay..

shoot your self in the back of the head with a beretta.

Kuja 2003-10-02 06:06 AM

meh.
That would be a very unclean suicide.

zagggon 2003-10-02 07:22 AM

launch a nuclear bomb right where your standing

Kuja 2003-10-02 07:31 AM

Meh thats no suicide thats mass murder.

"angel" of war 2003-10-02 07:55 AM

Simple the only surefire way to die a slow painless death. find a garage with a car, close all the windows and doors get into the car and listen to some tunes. (unless you don't know shit about cars you'll know what happens)

platnum 2003-10-02 07:58 AM

ummmm, what happens?

"angel" of war 2003-10-02 08:01 AM

what do you have to do to listen to some tunes in a car?

Kuja 2003-10-02 08:09 AM

This wont be painless lol ...

Chruser 2003-10-02 08:46 AM

If you rig an atomic bomb with a 10-second timer, initiate the countdown and then kill yourself before it blows, is that still mass murder, or just a suicide followed by complications after dying. A suicide bomber gets blown to bits before the shock wave from his/her bomb hits other people and kills them. I doubt "instant" suicide is possible, the key is to find a way that kills you faster than your nerve signals are able to respond.

LiveWire 2003-10-02 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chruser
the key is to find a way that kills you faster than your nerve signals are able to respond.

You scare me sometimes :cry:

Doofus_AW 2003-10-02 09:49 AM

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Try about 12 of these :)

Titusfied 2003-10-02 02:15 PM

OMG, I swear to God, that actually looks really good. :) Maybe I'm crazy, but I love Jager, and Everclear is just brutal, but with the Jolt Cola killing the Everclear bad taste, that could be stupendous! I'm seriously gonna get those ingrediants and try them out one night, possibly tonight. :)

uncapped 2003-10-02 02:27 PM

I've never had Everclear...

Adrenachrome 2003-10-02 03:43 PM

90+% Grain alcahol, you don't want to try it...

Titusfied 2003-10-02 03:44 PM

Its brutal as all hell straight up... :(

Its usually found in jungle juice with ice blocks at parties. Just beware of the herpes on the ice from the over usage of sluts slobbing knob and putting their mouths at the end.... I usually put my fingers in front of lip to avoid any type of lip to ice contact. Pussies make jungle juice with Vodka.


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