If you could be a mythical creature...

[HandOfHeaven]

I would be a Cerberus. Ferocity, three heads, and a tail that could pierce and aircraft carrier. Not to mention the fact that I would be like a gigantic dog on steroids. Bring it on, Pegasus. I will fuck your shit up.:killgrin:

[Skurai]

A Phoenix.
A constant cycle of changing who I am, only to know it will one day die and a new me will be born. Virtual immortality, constant healing of oneself and the ability to grant temporary invincibility to others. Neat.

[-Spector-]

God .

[!King_Amazon!]

Thread's over, turn the lights off on your way out.

[HandOfHeaven]

Get laid and then you won't have so much negativity. Just develop a drinking problem like the rest of blue collar America.

[!King_Amazon!]

lolwut I didn't realize I was being negative.

[Skurai]

Nigga you posted just to make me mad.

[KagomJack]

I'd be Slash.

[Sovereign]

Nozdormu, pre deathwing death

Copypasta, but imagine this:

I would become a porn star, and a nano-second after I came on my actresses' face, I would freeze time and take a break.

Ages would pass like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face, freezing time again, taking a break...

After decades, I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series, and lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable money-shot, with the girl completely buried and looking more of a Jabba the Hutt type creature than a girl, after my multi-hours long cumshot.

BONUS: My hair and beard hept growing the whole time, so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load, my hair is literally blowing out of my head and turning grey and white at the same time.

People would talk about the cumshot that changed the world for milleniums to come.

Yeah, wow is about the only fantasy kinda thing indulge in.

[Grav]

............using your powers for good, huh?

[Skurai]

What the bloody fuck