Zelaron: The Game

[Skurai]

I lost.



So, if Lenny is the final boss on neutral and chaotic paths, what's the final boss on the lawful path? After all, Zelaron wouldn't be good versus evil.

Who would be the main party members and what class would they be?





Personally, I see myself as the tutorial fights, and repeated (completely optional) boss fights, with no skills other than basic attack, holy maigc, and healing (since I'd be a paladin). Because my stats would be no better than a party member, I would be pretty easy to beat. However, if you choose to fight me in every optional fight, there is an optional "final boss", depending on your alignment. If you're neutral of chaos, you fight a very powerful "The Priestess" who would mostly be obnoxiously powerful magic spam. If you're lawful, you must fight The Grim Reaper: Mdselctr who has the highest Death Magic in the game. Skurai is also the second-to-final boss, in neutral and chaos paths, before fighting Lenny. For unknown reasons, Wallow is always absent from the party, during times Skurai is available to fight. You can unlock Skurai for the party by defeating Lenny in the "chaotic" or "neutral" paths.

So, as I said, who would you be and why?


Stats:
Obnoxiously High HP (being that I never leave)
Above average strength (since I'd be a "paladin" esq. enemy)
Low wisdom and int (making my use of magic pointless)
Lots of speed, oddly
Absorbs Light magic, reflects b& magic, weak to dark and logic magic.

Race: Machine/Angel

[Wed-G]

I already started working on a Zelaron game forever ago. (No, not RPGMaker.) Lenny was the guide who aided the user, recently made supreme mod, as he slammed his Ban-hammer across the land that is Zelaron.

As of today, I have idea's only as I'm not a spriter. However, with the correct sprites, I could easily throw together a platformer engine.

[!King_Amazon!]

Idea's. lol learn2speak English

[Skurai]

I already started working on a Zelaron game forever ago. (No, not RPGMaker.) Lenny was the guide who aided the user, recently made supreme mod, as he slammed his Ban-hammer across the land that is Zelaron.

As of today, I have idea's only as I'm not a spriter. However, with the correct sprites, I could easily throw together a platformer engine.

If I ever got a FUCKING draw-thingy for the computer, I'd do sprites, no problem.

[KagomJack]

I'd be a Fagomancer. It's like a necromancer, except it involves a lot of cock and using dildos for weapons.

[Skurai]

Do you take extra damage from fists?

[Wed-G]

Fists heal him, duh.

[KagomJack]

He'd be right for once in this case, more or less. Fists deal triple damage. :[

[Skurai]

KagomJack is ano fisting zone, Wed-G.

[KagomJack]

That is indeed a fact.

[-Spector-]

Yikes.

[KagomJack]

No, Spec, I would not make an exception for you.

[Skurai]

So what would the other final boss(es) be? Is there a "True" Final Boss, like something that can only be beat with the top-skills and equipment?

[jamer123]

i know i should be in this game ......

[Skurai]

Elaborate.

[jamer123]

i would be a random troll ....

[KagomJack]

That's really Skurai's job.

[jamer123]

then what am i?

[-Spector-]

A fag.

[!King_Amazon!]

Wasn't it already decided that Kagom and Skurai are the fags? Jamer would probably be the little boy they molest.

[-Spector-]

Hm, valid point. I foresee him being molested IRL so it correctly portrays the character you suggest.

[Skurai]

So Spector is a shaman/psychic, then? He JUST mentioned foreseeing something.

[KagomJack]

Hey, my Catholic priest days are far behind me, sirrah.

[!King_Amazon!]

Everyone knows homosexuals are all pedophiles.

[Skurai]

Yeah, and gay.

[KagomJack]

That's pretty bovious.

[Skurai]

You know what else is pretty bovious???