Zela Con Meeting Network

[Skurai]

If (per say) I get enough money (per say) to rent (per say) a building or large area (per say) for a day or two on the weekend (per say), where you Zelaron like to have it's own mini-convention?

[kaos]

I'm in. I'm acctually aquainted with a certain mortician and can arrange "the convention" with him for you if you want.

[!King_Amazon!]

Never going to happen.

[-Spector-]

Last year I went and visited my sister in philadelphia. Shinto Katana also lives there and we met up & drank at the bar.

[Lenny]

Even if it does happen, the atmosphere will be pretty dull; no-one ever suggests a place I can easily get to. :(

[KagomJack]

Think of the hilarious hijinks we could have. We could accidentally kill a hooker and bury her body in the middle of nowhere. We could accidentally knock Skurai off the top of a tall building. We could intentionally drink ourselves under the table while eating greasy Mexican and Chinese food.

[!King_Amazon!]

We could steal a tiger from Mike Tyson

I only support a Zelaron meeting if Skurai's death is somehow involved.

[Skurai]

Even if it does happen, the atmosphere will be pretty dull; no-one ever suggests a place I can easily get to. :(

Already planned it. If I get a job and work for the money, I'd be able to get you some tickets. The only thing is, I'd have to get everyone's addresses to mail said tickets. Plane, train, etc., depending on how far away everyone is from the meeting place.

[KagomJack]

Would you still have a drink or two with me? We could hit a homeless woman in the face with a leg of ham.

[!King_Amazon!]

Already planned it. If I get a job and work for the money, I'd be able to get you some tickets. The only thing is, I'd have to get everyone's addresses to mail said tickets. Plane, train, etc., depending on how far away everyone is from the meeting place.
I wouldn't give you my address if you were sending me hookers with cocaine

[KagomJack]

I second that.

[kaos]

Why would you need a job to get money for tickets? What if we owned our own vehicle, would you send us gas money?

[Skurai]

For the most part, yes.
It would take me at least until spring, but this entire event would be funded by me.
Hopefully Mdselctr would even be able to come.

[!King_Amazon!]

This entire thread is bullshit.

[kaos]

http://i25.lulzimg.com/5b37d9.jpg

[Skurai]

You guys still haven't decided on a location...

[-Spector-]

http://i25.lulzimg.com/5b37d9.jpg

lololololololololololol

[!King_Amazon!]

That picture needs to be captioned "Skurai 30 years from now"

[KagomJack]

More like 15.

[Skurai]

As if I would stoop so low as to have sex with a van. I like my bitches thin and hardcore. Where's the motorcycles?

[D3V]

This. I'd be down if said event were legitimate.

[KagomJack]

But then I'd get drunk and make drunk passes at people and you all would be like "Goddammit Kagom, you're such a fucking queer."

[kaos]

The just act like you're drunk.

[KagomJack]

So you want me to hit on you. VELLY INTELESTING!

[kaos]

No, you dickass I meant D3vs gonna end up saying it regardless. >_>

[KagomJack]

Why yes, I'll buy you enough drinks until you can't tell I'm a man any more and will willingly bed me. Don't worry, I won't be there when you wake up.