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KagomJack
2011-05-03, 10:56 PM
Why do you hate paraphrasing?
!King_Amazon!
2011-05-04, 12:36 PM
The Bible isn't meant to be read. I firmly believe they made it so long and boring just so that the masses wouldn't read it, but would instead take the word of a priest or preacher's impressions of the Bible. It's easy for a preacher to say "because the Bible says so!" when the people he is preaching to haven't read the Bible.

I know the Bible better than probably 90% of Christians, and that alone should be evidence enough for my case.
D3V
2011-05-04, 02:24 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42892948/ns/world_news-asiapacific/
S2 AM
2011-05-04, 05:08 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42892948/ns/world_news-asiapacific/


"Let's wait three days and see what happens."

Best. Response. Ever. :haha:
Skurai
2011-05-04, 08:26 PM
Personally, when I read parts of the Bible, I tend to get a different idea, than what most priests and pastors say. I want to open my own church, just so I can try and actually give people a REAL idea on what it's talking about.
!King_Amazon!
2011-05-04, 08:30 PM
The Bible is incredibly ambiguous and often conflicts with itself.
Skurai
2011-05-04, 08:34 PM
The Bible is incredibly ambiguous and often conflicts with itself.

Many people say that, but when they give me examples, I am able to easily understand what (I believe) The Bible means, which tends to come out as "You misunderstood this part, so it looked like it contradicted itself."
!King_Amazon!
2011-05-04, 08:59 PM
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
Skurai
2011-05-05, 06:23 AM
Been there, corrected that.
!King_Amazon!
2011-05-05, 10:12 AM
Been there, corrected that.

Somehow I doubt this. I'd like to see your list of corrections, otherwise you are admitting that you are lying and that the Bible has irreconcilable contradictions.
KagomJack
2011-05-05, 11:24 PM
Leave it to all of you to not be funny in your replies. I am disappoint.
Skurai
2011-05-08, 09:41 PM
But K_A, I just said I corrected it. If I said I did, but I didn't, reality would be incorrect.
!King_Amazon!
2011-05-08, 10:58 PM
Reality wouldn't be incorrect, you would be incorrect. Logic fail.
D3V
2011-05-09, 02:27 PM
Leave it to all of you to not be funny in your replies. I am disappoint.

What's more butthurt than Kagom at a metrosexual ecstacy rave?
















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Skurai
2011-05-10, 09:10 PM
But I'm real, thus reality would be historically incorrect.