View Full Version : Why does my girlfriend's vagina smell/taste like...
Skurai
2011-04-15, 08:08 PM
Pickles. The first time, I was all like "eww, it smells..." then I was like "it tastes funny..."
The next couple of times, I realized it tasted like food. Was it a fish? No...
Today, I reached into a pickle jar and enjoyed a pickle. I smelled my hand. I realized "This seems familiar.." and soon I came to realize that my girlfriend's vagina tasted and smelled exactly like Pickles. Why? Anyone have any similar experiences????
!King_Amazon!
2011-04-18, 01:02 PM
You should tell her to fix her vagina. Make sure to make it clear that it disgusts you.
Haha, she made you go down. You lose.
Haha, she made you go down. You lose.
eweee....you should eat it, but not if it tastes iike pickles?!?!
<<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id3nik5Rldw
!King_Amazon!
2011-04-18, 07:06 PM
This video is relevant.
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Skurai
2011-04-19, 11:04 AM
Haha, she made you go down. You lose.
No, we take turns, and sometimes 69...
Chrystalia
2011-04-19, 11:42 AM
I'll take the fish over the pickles.
Skurai
2011-04-20, 07:12 PM
I don't think I'd mind either. I'm just confused as to WHY.
Lenny
2011-04-21, 06:52 AM
Isn't it bovious? She's been doing the dirty with a pickle... you're not satisfying her needs.
Skurai
2011-04-22, 08:28 AM
In her VAGINA!?
Lenny
2011-04-22, 09:48 AM
I'd definitely hope so.
Unless, of course, she has... different needs.
!King_Amazon!
2011-04-22, 10:37 AM
Isn't it bovious? She's been doing the dirty with a pickle... you're not satisfying her needs.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b61/Django_Scott/ThatsHot.jpg
Skurai
2011-04-23, 09:22 AM
I'd definitely hope so.
Unless, of course, she has... different needs.
Anus?
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