New google phone app!

[-Spector-]

http://www.theonion.com/video/new-google-phone-service-whispers-targeted-ads-dir,17470/

(lol @ this troll)

[-Spector-]

And another:

http://www.theonion.com/video/new-apple-friend-bar-gives-customers-someone-to-ta,17693/

[D3V]

the onion is the best.

[Skurai]

Stewie has a copy of it in his room.