View Full Version : The ugliest chick you would do.
Skurai
2010-07-12, 11:39 PM
How low would you go??
You must be sober!! (I'll post mine tomorrow)
I don't have a picture of your mom.
Lenny
2010-07-13, 10:38 AM
IMHO, there's a lot of bad a paper bag can make disappear.
Unless the lass is a whale. You need more than a paper bag then.
Skurai
2010-07-13, 01:41 PM
You need a truck.
Mutant Couch
2010-07-23, 07:24 PM
You need a truck.
A hefty harpoon and perhaps something to hoist her should do. Unless you're into necrophilia then I suppose hitting her with a truck first would be alright.
-Spector-
2010-07-23, 11:50 PM
Already did her, won't go any lower, lol. She wasn't fat or anything, just not that attractive.
Kazilla
2010-07-24, 07:32 AM
At least you have a standard now :P
-Spector-
2010-07-24, 08:06 AM
w0rd.
Kazilla
2010-07-24, 08:44 AM
That one chick I fucked recently, fuck.. I was stoned so I guess that's why. I felt so disgusting afterwards, like.. it was bad. I told her to go home, lol.
She was definitely the worst chick I have, and ever will sleep with.
http://i28.tinypic.com/2090ox4.jpg
Mutant Couch
2010-07-24, 10:24 PM
I would love to watch her apply mascara.
Skurai
2010-07-26, 09:50 AM
D:
That better not be a real human face.
http://i28.tinypic.com/2090ox4.jpg
thats gotta be a guy.
Skurai
2010-07-27, 03:35 PM
Or a female Snorlax.
Wallow
2010-07-27, 03:51 PM
That one chick I fucked recently, fuck.. I was stoned so I guess that's why. I felt so disgusting afterwards, like.. it was bad. I told her to go home, lol.
She was definitely the worst chick I have, and ever will sleep with.
You're not talking about Tutti are you :)
Kazilla
2010-08-01, 09:02 PM
The ugliest chick would be the one that requires you to wear a paper bag over your own head just in case hers falls off.
Kazilla
2010-08-01, 09:03 PM
You're not talking about Tutti are you :)
No, we got divorced, she's unfaithful.
Skurai
2010-08-02, 01:56 AM
:eek: That was quick.
:eek: That was quick.
Stfu WALLOW.
Kazilla
2010-08-02, 11:24 AM
I really don't care. She had the boyfriend before we got married, while I was down at AIT training for the military, she was fucking around on the internet. Actually found herself another WoW Boyfriend, shes already living with him. So, its w/e I've got my girlfriend I'm happy.
that's absolutely hilarious. No offense, it sucks for you, but it's funny for the rest of us. The thought that a girl would leave her current guy for some other guy over WoW just makes me LoL.
Kazilla
2010-08-02, 04:41 PM
The guy is like 27 years old, married and has kids. He has had about 9 girlfriends (over wow alone) since I've known him. One of the girls that had sent him nude pictures of herself got plastered all over the internet. It's a matter of time before he drops Megan. As far as I know he never had a girl dumb enough to go see him, so he will fuck her until he is bored, or the next girl comes along.
-Spector-
2010-08-02, 05:51 PM
Internet P.I.M.P.
Skurai
2010-08-02, 07:31 PM
Internet Pimpin' ain't very hard, I'll tell you that right now.
Kazilla
2010-08-02, 08:42 PM
Especially when you prey on naive little girls.
-Spector-
2010-08-02, 08:53 PM
Especially when you prey on naive little girls.
QFT.
The message you have entered does not contain significant content. Repeated bullshit posts will result in a ban.
This thread is just depressing. WTF is wrong with you guys.
Skurai
2010-08-04, 02:32 PM
You haven't even seen my chick, yet, and you're asking that?
What chick. WTF are you talking about. My brain exploded. Fuck.
Skurai
2010-08-04, 03:07 PM
:eek:WHERE'S ALL THE FUCKING question MARKS!????????? :eek:
Willkillforfood
2010-08-18, 08:55 PM
Wow Kazilla. I hate to hear that about her running off with some guy from WoW. That's just fucked up.
Mutant Couch
2010-08-27, 08:41 PM
I really don't care. She had the boyfriend before we got married, while I was down at AIT training for the military, she was fucking around on the internet. Actually found herself another WoW Boyfriend, shes already living with him. So, its w/e I've got my girlfriend I'm happy.
While I do feel bad for you, I'm pretty jealous.That is a brilliant story. I would totally rather being able to tell that for years to come than a spouse.
Kazilla
2010-08-27, 09:17 PM
It is what it is, im the fool that never saw it coming. I didn't want to believe someone could do that to someone they were supposed to love. I suppose I was naive a little bit, I expected her to be a better person then who she was.
Tuttifrutti
2010-09-11, 03:19 PM
lol, this thread is funny
-Spector-
2010-09-11, 03:46 PM
Oh shit. HERE COMES THE E-DRAMA, PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!
Kazilla
2010-09-12, 09:30 AM
Filing the divorce paperwork when I get back from the field. The extra money is nice, but not worth having baggage(sp).
Skurai
2010-09-12, 03:56 PM
Orange juice is really sour.
Kazilla
2010-09-12, 05:31 PM
Pulp makes oj gross.
-Spector-
2010-09-12, 10:23 PM
Pulp makes oj gross.
This.
Skurai
2010-09-13, 07:01 PM
Speaking of OJ, whatever happened to him?
Hayduke
2010-09-13, 07:14 PM
I love the pulp. It's not authentic if it doesn't have pulp IMO.
Isn't OJ in jail for the armed robbery?
Skurai
2010-09-13, 07:26 PM
He robbed someone?? He might as well be a famous murderer, at this rate.
-Spector-
2010-09-13, 10:05 PM
He got arrested again, shortly after releasing a book titled "If I did it" ... lol
Skurai
2010-09-14, 10:33 PM
If I wrote a book, it'd probably be some stupid propaganda.
He got arrested again, shortly after releasing a book titled "If I did it" ... lol
he's such a moron.
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