since Zelaron is basically dead

[D3V]

why don't we just combine all threads and forums into this one thread?

yeahyeahyeah!

[Skurai]

That's called my conscious, D3V.

[D3V]

How are you doing Skurai? I guess we're the only ones left at the moment. It's a vast abyss in here. Old barron, desolate threads that haven't been dusted off in ages. What are we to do?

[Lenny]

I'm busy!

Got no time these days - playing Heavy Rain, FFXIII and Red Dead Redemption. ;)

[Skurai]

FFXIII

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah! :jump:How are you doing Skurai? I guess we're the only ones left at the moment. It's a vast abyss in here. Old barron, desolate threads that haven't been dusted off in ages. What are we to do?

Lulz, I dunno, do you haz a Poke`mon D/P/Pl/HG/SS?? We can battle or trade, lol, he's my friend code: 4469 3604 2056
But I gotta warn you, I have one badass Umbreon. ;)

[KagomJack]

We should just move on and maybe make a new forum.

[jamer123]

yeah no mods are here besides lenny ( no offense there) ive tried before making a forum almost like zelaron. no custom stuff like here but its would do

[D3V]

We should just move on and maybe make a new forum.

There wouldn't be any change with a new forum; even if we tried to change a whole new platform, we'd eventually end up talking about the same type of crap.

We need more mantralord.

[Skurai]

True enough...
Let's post silly pictures, and see if it gets anything moving?

[D3V]

http://www.ajobi.net/arthurlockman/funny-pictures-cat-sits-on-your-keyboard.jpg

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FATCATlol

[KagomJack]

More like more Chruser and co. Get some old style Zelaron people back.

[Xenn]

More like more Chruser and co. Get some old style Zelaron people back.

When was the last time he posted?

[KagomJack]

Too long ago. Far too long ago.

You see, it was a winter's morn and he was rolling out of bed after having figured out how to fix a temporal anomaly in the time space continuum. He looked upon his creation and smiled, for it was good and it was rolling along just fine. But then the Blackness came when no one expected it and it took him from us. Then came the Stupid and the Annoying. Then Death came riding a pale horse with the words Ignorance branded in its hind quarters. Chruser fought the demons, but eventually gave up and moved on, but mostly because he had real life shit to deal with.

[Titusfied]

What do you mean dead? I post here all the time, and everytime I check in there are like 1000 new threads and 10000 new posts! It takes me ages to sift through all the pages!!

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lolfuckyouall

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spectraltits

[Skurai]

Then came the Stupid and the Annoying.

Yeah, D3V, it's all your fault. :mad:

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stinkyskittles

[Mantralord]

wet wired please shut down the server in your closet, dump it in the oil ocean

[Grav]

Mantralord has an imagination enthroned in its own recess, incomprehensible as from darkness

[Skurai]

:cry: What if I really am a robot!? I'll die when the site shuts down...!

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beep beep beep

[Skurai]

Beep bop beep boop bop beep. o_O

[KagomJack]

Then I'll burn some incense and give thanks to the Apportioner.

[Skurai]

Nope. Still here.
Should I start singing "still alive" or something?

[D3V]

mantra u need to build a refinery so u can make monies

[Shining Knights]

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

[!King_Amazon!]

http://www.getgreatcodes.com/graphics/funny/18/funnypic248.gif

sums it up

[Titusfied]

Look at teh activities teh b0rd is h4ving!!!!11one

[D3V]

Look at teh activities teh b0rd is h4ving!!!!11one

so how you feel being mcnugget-less?

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ballsack

[Skurai]

Zelaron seemed to have just went through relevance puberty. For a while we had nothing to talk about... now we're just talking about not talking about anything. :eek:

[Mantralord]

metaposting

[Skurai]

Speaking of the prefix "meta", I got Metabots on DVD. Old ass kids anime, but it's epic, lol.

[Thanatos]

Why does this forum still exist?

[Skurai]

Why does this forum still exist?

Not sure. Speaking of answering questions that nobody cares about:
I recently took three quizes. the first said 43%. The second 50%. The third, 78%. These add up to being between 68 and 71%.
So... I'm about 69% furry. Huh. Somehow it all makes sense, now.

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faggot

[Skurai]

Pluh! :eek:

[KagomJack]

You're better at being a furry than I am.

Fucker.

[!King_Amazon!]

You're better at being a furry than I am.

Fucker.
made me lol

because it's true

[NonGayMan]

Poor zelaron. =[

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Wow blast from the past..

[Mantralord]

wet wired, let's touch base and synergize a new long tail strategy for the zelaron server involving a new cloud computing platform to penetrate the market on the farmville demographic. i'm proposing a dynamic next generation web 2.0 ajax app to synergize farmville scores and leverage them with okcupid profiles for a fully immersive consumer empowerment experience.

i'll be podcasting the collaborative framework of this project on my enterprise blog, just check my rss feed

[Skurai]

Let's make Zelaron into an MMO.

[quikspy67]

Poor zelaron. =[

It's a real shame

[D3V]

<3 zelaron.

where the fuck is Chruser he can't be so busy in his life that for 5 minutes he can't post "lolol"

[Kazilla]

Let's make Zelaron into an MMO.
I do believe its been done.

[D3V]

or turn Mantralord's 'a trip to Chruser's house' into a childrens book.

[Skurai]

??? How???
I'm not a half-cat half-human Paladin/Ninja/Gunmen who carries large amounts of healing items. You lie!

[Kazilla]

You joined in '08.. only the fun people from back when got in it.

[D3V]

2003 club iz where its at

[!King_Amazon!]

'02-crew FTW

[Skurai]

Ah. Closed beta kinda thing? Meh. :rolleyes:

[D3V]

'02-crew FTW

OG but PG

[Skurai]

Tell me a story, !K_A!. :o

[Kazilla]

I've been around a lot longer then my Avatar shows.. this is like my 15th name.. I have forgotten all my other ones, and don't know why I made new ones over and over.

[Wallow]

Loser

[Kazilla]

Welcome, Wallow.
You last visited: The day you mattered at 07:23 PM

[D3V]

I've been around a lot longer then my Avatar shows.. this is like my 15th name.. I have forgotten all my other ones, and don't know why I made new ones over and over.

weren't you Jizmo?

[!King_Amazon!]

weren't you Jizmo?

No...

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That would be Thanatos... lol

[D3V]

lolhow

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That would be Thanatos... lol


Wait -- Thanatos was Jizmo???

[!King_Amazon!]

Yes he was.

[D3V]

/sarcasm

[KagomJack]

Let's make Zelaron into an MMO.

We tried to come up with an actual Zelaron RPG. Never materialized.

[Skurai]

I see. That's a shame, I'd be playing all the time, if it was (which may or may not be something useful I'd do). It would definately get activity, since this would be the greatest place to go to for help.

[D3V]

i see. That's a shame, i'd be playing all the time, if it was (which may or may not be something useful i'd do). It would definately get activity, since this would be the greatest place to go to for help.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Skurai]

So that's a yes?

[D3V]

http://www.deangoodman.com/images/You_Suck4.jpg

[Skurai]

So, I should go ahead and get to work on the program? Alright, if you say so. Lenny, GLG, I'll need your help for this - this is one scam we're gonna have to use everything we've got for!

[D3V]

http://gbcw.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/moron.jpg

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[Skurai]

So should I make it determined by your stats, or should I set up character classes and such? I'm a fan of "make you character the way you want", but alot of us play WoW, so classes might be easier for y'all.

[Thanatos]

wait -- thanatos was jizmo???


wassup bitch

[Skurai]

I forgot about you.
Howdy.

[D3V]

Zelaron will never die.
Zelaron was brought to its peak by trolls.
Zelaron was brought to its knees by trolls.
Zelaron has seen it's ups and it's downs.
Zelaron was once relevant, and now no one is around.
Zelaron is the cancer of our internets, and also the cure.
Zelaron is a prison for pedos, and uses Skurai to lure.
Zelaron could be used for something great.
Zelaron can't get any better, so it falls and it breaks.
Zelaron is the place where you can vent your soul.
Zelaron puts the black inside of the hole.
Zelaron is the place to pass your time.

I hate Zelaron.

Zelaron will never die.

[!King_Amazon!]

That is pretty leet.

[Skurai]

Skurai
*Jumps up and down and points like a three year old* That's me! That's me!

[D3V]

spontaneous-nonedited ramble.

[jamer123]

well im leaving for a month, if zelaron dies then blame obama not me

[D3V]

where u going mj?

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Sounds like its from 4chan.

[Kazilla]

Jamer is mj? Where the fuck have I been?

[!King_Amazon!]

Jamer is mj? Where the fuck have I been?
Don't ever believe anything that D3v says.

[D3V]

"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." -Galileo

[Skurai]

"But what if they're in another language???" - Skurais' ancestor

[D3V]

Jamer is mj? Where the fuck have I been?

ya man cant u tell. jamer knows how to code his posts perfectly, and blatently makes his spelling look horrible on purpose to disillusion the other members.

[Skurai]

*With a pipe in his mouth* I knew it from the very beginning, of course...

[D3V]

zelaron will never die.
Zelaron was brought to its peak by trolls.
Zelaron was brought to its knees by trolls.
Zelaron has seen it's ups and it's downs.
Zelaron was once relevant, and now no one is around.
Zelaron is the cancer of our internets, and also the cure.
Zelaron is a prison for pedos, and uses skurai to lure.
Zelaron could be used for something great.
Zelaron can't get any better, so it falls and it breaks.
Zelaron is the place where you can vent your soul.
Zelaron puts the black inside of the hole.
Zelaron is the place to pass your time.

I hate zelaron.

Zelaron will never die.

get fucked because zelaron will never die

[Wallow]

get fucked because zelaron will never die

It will if you, Skurai, and Amazon leave.
I'm surprised you three are still cracking your whips out the old horse that is Zelaron. Then again, I'm surprised that the "power" to end this insignificant forum hasn't gotten to your heads.

[Skurai]

Shut up, Skurai!

[D3V]

It will if you, Skurai, and Amazon leave.
I'm surprised you three are still cracking your whips out the old horse that is Zelaron. Then again, I'm surprised that the "power" to end this insignificant forum hasn't gotten to your heads.

Not true. Zelaron goes through cycles.

[Skurai]

True. I think I've seen it go dead twice, now, maybe three times?

[Titusfied]

Well, this is the worst "cycle" ever!

DIE ZELARON!

[D3V]

Well, this is the worst "cycle" ever!

DIE ZELARON!

Jags gonna fuck you guys up tonight.

[Skurai]

Sounds like its from 4chan.That's not 4chan

THIS is 4chan!
Ar4WzQ7KHak

[NonGayMan]

I remember when this place had like 50 posts or more a day.

[Demosthenes]

I remember when this place had like 50 posts or more a day.

Consider this: Zelaron hit it's 500,000th post on August 7th, 2007. That is 2021 days from the beginning of Zelaron. In those 2021 days, Zelaron averaged 247.4 posts per day. Mind you, Zelaron was probably a lot more active between 2002-2004 than even that number implies. This is the 587205th post. So in the last three years, we've gone down a bit to 79.1 posts per day. However, sine 12-24-09 we've only had 4510 posts. So since then we are down to 19.4 posts per day. And just for kicks, between the start of Zelaron and 12/11/03 we had an average of 532.7 posts a day. So there you go.

[!King_Amazon!]

I have more posts than all of you noobs.

[Skurai]

Not if we combined our powers!! Hy Ha Hwah!

[D3V]

Consider this: Zelaron hit it's 500,000th post on August 7th, 2007. That is 2021 days from the beginning of Zelaron. In those 2021 days, Zelaron averaged 247.4 posts per day. Mind you, Zelaron was probably a lot more active between 2002-2004 than even that number implies. This is the 587205th post. So in the last three years, we've gone down a bit to 79.1 posts per day. However, sine 12-24-09 we've only had 4510 posts. So since then we are down to 19.4 posts per day. And just for kicks, between the start of Zelaron and 12/11/03 we had an average of 532.7 posts a day. So there you go.

Thank you for this.