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Slim
2010-01-02, 12:11 PM
Because I just found him.
Grav
2010-01-02, 01:27 PM
Ugh. What the hell, man?
!King_Amazon!
2010-01-02, 01:54 PM
FBI coming for you
KagomJack
2010-01-02, 05:27 PM
Halt! This is the FBI!
Slim
2010-01-02, 06:42 PM
Halt! This is the FBI!

Oh shi
KagomJack
2010-01-02, 08:18 PM
Can't get laid in Germany.
Slim
2010-01-02, 09:09 PM
Can't get laid in Germany.

Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Skurai
2010-01-03, 12:42 AM
Because I just found him.

LMAO!!!!!

Where did you find this?
KagomJack
2010-01-03, 05:30 PM
You got a pussy, I have a dick, so what's the problem? Let's do it quick!
Skurai
2010-01-03, 07:40 PM
What song was that? :weird:
Slim
2010-01-04, 07:04 PM
What song was that? :weird:

Pussy, by Rammstein. You fail for not knowing it. Fucking failure!
Skurai
2010-01-05, 10:10 PM
Ehh. *Shrug* Can't say I liked the song the first time I heard it on the radio, I'm not a sex song person. :/
Slim
2010-01-06, 12:10 AM
That's because you'll never get laid.
D3V
2010-01-06, 09:19 AM
That's because you'll never get laid outside of your family.

fixed.
Skurai
2010-01-06, 08:28 PM
Now, that's just not true. My cousin might be part of my family, but the Priestess is just my guardian. In no way are we legally related. :o
Slim
2010-01-06, 09:08 PM
Now, that's just not true. My cousin might be part of my family, but the Priestess is just my guardian. In no way are we legally related. :o

What the fuck are you talking about?
Grav
2010-01-06, 09:35 PM
He's saying it's cool to bang his cousin and mom because they're not blood related.
D3V
2010-01-07, 09:37 AM
skurai, do you live in a polygamy camp?
Mdselctr
2010-01-07, 05:38 PM
Can't get laid in Germany.

And what's wrong with that? Really?
So, why not alter yourself just to
get laid? What a belief system you
seem to have.
Thanatos
2010-01-08, 01:57 PM
wat is this i dont even
Skurai
2010-01-09, 03:10 AM
How many times do I have to say "It's not that kind of cult"!?
Slim
2010-01-09, 11:24 PM
So it's the other kind? Do me a favor and drink the Flavor-ade.
Skurai
2010-01-10, 07:07 PM
It's not that kind either! It's the kind were she does crazy shit to make people believe her and takes their money.
Slim
2010-01-13, 08:17 PM
It's not that kind either! It's the kind were she does crazy shit to make people believe her and takes their money.
...Like I said, drink the fucking flavor-ade
Skurai
2010-01-13, 08:27 PM
...No! I dun wanna... :cry:

K_A, he's being mean to meeee~!
!King_Amazon!
2010-01-13, 09:44 PM
Why the fuck would I care?
D3V
2010-01-14, 10:14 AM
Why the fuck would I care?

:grin:
Skurai
2010-01-14, 09:11 PM
'Cuz you're the closet thing to a father I have, you bird-fuck.
D3V
2010-01-21, 03:14 PM
Just because he makes you call him daddy doesn't mean he's your father, idiot.
Skurai
2010-01-21, 10:53 PM
Doesn't that make K_A gay, too? Did you just hit two birds with one stone?
D3V
2010-01-25, 09:54 AM
So you've finally admitted it?
Skurai
2010-01-25, 06:52 PM
Yes, I admit that you're gay.
D3V
2010-02-03, 03:00 PM
THIS is the real Skurai
gSafLR-ZeRw
Skurai
2010-02-03, 04:53 PM
LMAO!!!
Thaaaaaaat's pretty fuckin' far!
My hair is WAY better than that guys' hair.
D3V
2010-02-05, 09:58 AM
What does your mom think?
Skurai
2010-02-06, 09:18 PM
"Can I go five minutes without a maggot eating my skull? Damn... :/"
Skurai
2012-03-16, 10:06 PM
Because I just found him.

I still wonder how you got ahold of that.